OK, I will be more precise (not that it needed itIf I get any further south I'll be in The English channel. My modesty hardly permits me to say how generous I amSo please don't tar me with that brush!
Our Essex member I can vouch for too. So away with your stereotypes.
) - you will never get a pint bought for you in the Green Man 
So says a Yorkshireman...It's those greedy Southerners that lie about their wealth who bleat about that - but in reality it's them that are the tight gits, or they just can't afford a round
Yep, we're far too generousSo says a Yorkshireman...
Well.. Yorkists aren't as bad as Holmfirthians I suppose but you've still got short arms and deep pockets.Yep, we're far too generous
Exi going on his holsWell.. Yorkists aren't as bad as Holmfirthians I suppose but you've still got short arms and deep pockets.
I mean, you've still got your frilly leather bike jacket from 1962. Time to unbelt some cash Exie and invest in some new and happening biking attire.
This would suit you very well:
Who's selling it, Markduc or Wayne?Well.. Yorkists aren't as bad as Holmfirthians I suppose but you've still got short arms and deep pockets.
I mean, you've still got your frilly leather bike jacket from 1962. Time to unbelt some cash Exie and invest in some new and happening biking attire.
This would suit you very well:
I was like a wobbly Eddie Kid 
You is older than me. I was born in 1967. I is a youth innit.Who's selling it, Markduc or Wayne?
My proper cool jacket was purchased in Leeds when I was 16 in 1980 when I bought my TS50, not 2 years before I was born as I am not as old as you - it was the coolest combo in York that year
I was talking of your physical age
My physical age is about 23. My mental age about 12.I was talking of your physical age
Who's selling it, Markduc or Wayne?
My proper cool jacket was purchased in Leeds when I was 16 in 1980 when I bought my TS50, not 2 years before I was born as I am not as old as you - it was the coolest combo in York that year
23
It's those greedy Southerners that lie about their wealth who bleat about that - but in reality it's them that are the tight gits, or they just can't afford a round
OK, I will be more precise (not that it needed it