Sorry, this will make your eyes bleed.

[Dukesox]

I saw this abomination on my way to work this morning. I only took the 1 picture in case the Gangsta owner came out, gun held sideways , ready to shoot first and ask questions later.
This is not photoshopped, it really exists. Shame it was raining as I imagine it is even more disgusting in bright sunlight. If its sunny tomorrow and still there I`ll try again.
Please look at it on a computer, I dont think a small phone screen can possibly do it justice.

 

[Barry Hell]

I saw this abomination on my way to work this morning. I only took the 1 picture in case the Gangsta owner came out, gun held sideways , ready to shoot first and ask questions later.
This is not photoshopped, it really exists. Shame it was raining as I imagine it is even more disgusting in bright sunlight. If its sunny tomorrow and still there I`ll try again.
Please look at it on a computer, I dont think a small phone screen can possibly do it justice.

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Yeah looks shit in blue, can you get a fuller pic tomoz

 

[Dukesox]

Yeah looks shit in blue, can you get a fuller pic tomoz

Its outside a second hand car dealership, shall I ask how many wotsits its for sale at ?

 

[Barry Hell]

Its outside a second hand car dealership, shall I ask how many wotsits its for sale at ?

I'm not sure even I could go that low in used engine oil

 

[Dukesox]

I'm not sure even I could go that low in used engine oil

Oh dont be a party pooper ! I thought you Pansexualists were happy go lucky anything goes types and now you turn your nose up at solid gold investment Mercedes

 

[Noobie]

Looks like it's this one?

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[Dukesox]

Looks like it's this one?

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That is the one, well spotted. £40k to look like a complete tosser, there`s value for money.

 

[Loz]

I'd like to correct one glaring untruth in this thread.

You're not sorry. Are you. Tell the truth.

 

[Dukesox]

I'd like to correct one glaring untruth in this thread.

You're not sorry. Are you. Tell the truth.

You got me there !
The dealer is just a few miles north of Lutonistan or the Pearl Of Bedfordshire as I like to call it . I imagine a car this lovely is destined for one of the local wealthy tribal leaders so he can cruise from chicken shop to chicken shop dreaming of heavenly virgins.

 

[Exige]

There’s an old Triumph Speed Triple in a similar finish except it’s a gordy green running around these parts with a supercharger fitted to it - I didn’t take a picture

 

[Barry Hell]

Oh dont be a party pooper ! I thought you Pansexualists were happy go lucky anything goes types and now you turn your nose up at solid gold investment Mercedes

It's a fair cop, I'll make him an offer he can't resist

 

[NOODS]

You got me there !
The dealer is just a few miles north of Lutonistan or the Pearl Of Bedfordshire as I like to call it . I imagine a car this lovely is destined for one of the local wealthy tribal leaders so he can cruise from chicken shop to chicken shop dreaming of heavenly virgins.

I think your spot on there mte with the owner running a henhouse flock of pluck n fuck shops, for the car looks ideally suited for him, it looks like a oven ready wrapped turkey imo.. X

 

[Dukesox]

I think your spot on there mte with the owner running a henhouse flock of pluck n fuck shops, for the car looks ideally suited for him, it looks like a oven ready wrapped turkey imo.. X

Hang on, is that a West Ham flag draped across one of the seats ?

 

[NOODS]

Hang on, is that a West Ham flag draped across one of the seats ?

If there is it’s just a calling card to say the eastendstani owner is now incased in concrete and propping up some new flyover somewhere.... X

 

[AirCon]

There is a guy just off Hanger Lane, London who either works at a wrap place or has a place on this forum to rival Perry.
He's got a big Merc and every month or so when I drive past late I see his motor parked up.
Best so far is Black panther fur (which I liked... on a panther) and Leopard skin print, both very furry.....
Other than that they are horrendous mirror finishes Blue, gold... urban camouflage and Shinny BRG.

 

[Dukesox]

If there is it’s just a calling card to say the eastendstani owner is now incased in concrete and propping up some new flyover somewhere.... X

Does that count as recycling? Greta will be delighted as your boys have cut back on concrete use and removed a carbon emitter in the process. Good work.

 

[sev]

I think your spot on there mte with the owner running a henhouse flock of pluck n fuck shops, for the car looks ideally suited for him, it looks like a oven ready wrapped turkey imo.. X

yebbut the car in that photo matches his gold teef innit

 

[Duke of Prunes]

It's one of the those things , innit ....
.... as such .

Beauty being in the eye of the beholder , and all that .

Long ago , an old mate had split with his wife , and spent a fair bit of time alone ,
and he really wasn't adjusting well to being single .
So one day I get the call ..... " let's meet up , I've got a new girlfriend "

You can't judge by looks alone , can you ?
So what is a man to do in that situation ?

" She's a stunner mate , keep hold of that one "
or
" She looks like she fell out of the ugly tree , and hit all of the branches on the way down "

What is the correct thing to say to the bloke ?

I once worked in Louisiana and I picked up some colourful sayings while I was down there ....

Beauty is only skin deep , but ugly goes right to the bone .

Sorry , what was the question ?