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Get your bike going? Come for a ride bro!
Got it going! Unfortunately only on the front cylinder. Got spark, so I think it's gummed up carb...
The norks look OK....
TIL that when booking a hotel , holiday or flight, you are much likelier to get upgraded if you use the prefix "Doctor" or "Professor"
"Doctor Dox" does have a certain kudos 
TIL not to be a Doctor"Doctor Dox" does have a certain kudos
Chechen warlord's doctor 'vanishes amid fears he was buried alive after Ramzan Kadryrov blamed him for his health problems'
TIL of roles that famous actors nearly got, or turned down.
Ronnie Barker: 1st choice to play Frank Spencer but turned it down because not suited for him.
David Jason: 2nd choice to play Jones in Dads Army, if Clive Dunn turned it down, there would been a high chance David Jason would been offered it and took the role.
Leonard Rossiter: Got offered to play Sergeant Major Shut-up in It Ain't Half Hot Mum, got turned down, because David Croft thought he was extremely rude and difficult when he met him.
Jim Broadbent got offered to play Del-Boy in Only Fools and Horses, but turned it down because he had other commitments.
Paul Henry was meant to play Godber in Porridge, but either the BBC or Ronnie Barker preferred Richard Beckinsale instead.
Jon Pertwee got offered to play Captain Mainwaring in Dads Army, but turned it down
Ronnie Barker: 1st choice to play Frank Spencer but turned it down because not suited for him.
David Jason: 2nd choice to play Jones in Dads Army, if Clive Dunn turned it down, there would been a high chance David Jason would been offered it and took the role.
Leonard Rossiter: Got offered to play Sergeant Major Shut-up in It Ain't Half Hot Mum, got turned down, because David Croft thought he was extremely rude and difficult when he met him.
Jim Broadbent got offered to play Del-Boy in Only Fools and Horses, but turned it down because he had other commitments.
Paul Henry was meant to play Godber in Porridge, but either the BBC or Ronnie Barker preferred Richard Beckinsale instead.
Jon Pertwee got offered to play Captain Mainwaring in Dads Army, but turned it down
Lozydoxical = Total and utter bollocks.. typically from the fantasy side of the internet."Doctor Dox" does have a certain kudos
a.k.a. I've had bad luck/planning/preparation, so probably everyone (especially in authority/government) is out to get me.
Hugo-Lozydoxical = Sort of based on some sort of data, but heading towards total and utter bollocks.. typically from the fantasy side of the internet.
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TIL that Lexus stand for "Luxury Exports to the US"
I had one for a while and it was so fuckin' slow, I traded it for a bus
I had one for a while and it was so fuckin' slow, I traded it for a bus
I deny that - it's a vicious rumour
TIL that :-
If the above poster had the word gingers replaced with blacks, jews, muslims etc. there would be blood on the streets.
There might be rusty blood on the streets
The people that should be in prison are the ones 'running' the country.
Hold on there pal, they are still struggling to imprison the last fucknuckle running the joint!
TIL Freddie Mercury's grandfather was Ivor Williams from Porthcawl.
He changed his surname just after he invented the thermometer.
He changed his surname just after he invented the thermometer.
How can you regret something that has happened in name only?
We were certainly done!
It was and is a right buggers muddle.
It could only be mended by wiping the slate and starting again; that aint going to happen.
It was and is a right buggers muddle.
It could only be mended by wiping the slate and starting again; that aint going to happen.
