What the feck have you done today?

Creedence Clearwater …….., nope, I give up! I don't know what you mean!
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Chatting to my 29 year old son who has a fairly new girlfriend

Said he was taking her out somewhere on Friday and ‘staying the night’. Asked him where & apparently she had chosen this pub somewhere with accommodation

Only turns out it was where me and his dad (my ex husband) used to drink in 1981/82 - I even worked behind the bar there and we were both in the pool team & bought our first house together just up the road in 1985

Funny old world innit


Must be getting old posted on wrong thread 🙃
Friday tomorrow............... 👀
 
My wife's daughter found out that their family dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the Vets last week. The vet examined it and found that the problem was excessive hair in the dog's ears.

So he cleaned both ears, and the dog then seemed to hear fine.

She rang the Vet and he proceeded to tell her that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the chemist's, get some "Immac" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

She went to the local chemist's and bought some Immac hair remover, and at the till, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

She told him, "Don't worry - I'm not going to use it under my arms."

The pharmacist said, "Also, if you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."

She replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Miniature Schnauzer."

The pharmacist says, "Well, in that case, stay off your bicycle for about a week."
 
Went to see our neighbor, Mark in hospital.
He went in a few weeks back for a bit of work on his back passage and was supposed to be out last Sunday. Good news in that what they thought might be cancer wasn't but he picked up an infection after surgery and now has a shit bag for at least 3 months..
Anyhu he is probably out this Monday. He can't do fuck all for at least 3 months so wants me and b to take over hist veggy plot.
I might put a gate in the fence between our properties to make life easier..
This will help when we get a dog also as I can then let it into his yard to take a shit!!!
 
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