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What the feck have you done today?
- Thread starter The GOAT
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You can`t please everyone all the time anyway so just please yourself.
Oh, you already did.
With a happy face, I wonder if he has also bashed one out and had a cup of tea ?
One?
Figure of speech , obviously anyone working in single bashes is a pussy.
A Waynebott
Friday tomorrow...............Chatting to my 29 year old son who has a fairly new girlfriend
Said he was taking her out somewhere on Friday and ‘staying the night’. Asked him where & apparently she had chosen this pub somewhere with accommodation
Only turns out it was where me and his dad (my ex husband) used to drink in 1981/82 - I even worked behind the bar there and we were both in the pool team & bought our first house together just up the road in 1985
Funny old world innit
Must be getting old posted on wrong thread
I went to the local pub at lunchtime - only a pint as I don't have Perry's appetite.
A Weasel walked in, looked around, and went up to the bar.
"And what can I get you/" asked Harry (the barman)
"Pop" goes the weasel
A Weasel walked in, looked around, and went up to the bar.
"And what can I get you/" asked Harry (the barman)
"Pop" goes the weasel
My wife's daughter found out that their family dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the Vets last week. The vet examined it and found that the problem was excessive hair in the dog's ears.
So he cleaned both ears, and the dog then seemed to hear fine.
She rang the Vet and he proceeded to tell her that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the chemist's, get some "Immac" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
She went to the local chemist's and bought some Immac hair remover, and at the till, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
She told him, "Don't worry - I'm not going to use it under my arms."
The pharmacist said, "Also, if you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."
She replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Miniature Schnauzer."
The pharmacist says, "Well, in that case, stay off your bicycle for about a week."
So he cleaned both ears, and the dog then seemed to hear fine.
She rang the Vet and he proceeded to tell her that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the chemist's, get some "Immac" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
She went to the local chemist's and bought some Immac hair remover, and at the till, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
She told him, "Don't worry - I'm not going to use it under my arms."
The pharmacist said, "Also, if you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."
She replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Miniature Schnauzer."
The pharmacist says, "Well, in that case, stay off your bicycle for about a week."
Johnny 5 a day
Three weeks to pension day - eat your heart out Perry
That looks shit!
I am Perry and I claim my rancid cheese on stale bread.
They are called easi-singles here in Ireland a plasticine like cheese and putrid
Went to see our neighbor, Mark in hospital.
He went in a few weeks back for a bit of work on his back passage and was supposed to be out last Sunday. Good news in that what they thought might be cancer wasn't but he picked up an infection after surgery and now has a shit bag for at least 3 months..
Anyhu he is probably out this Monday. He can't do fuck all for at least 3 months so wants me and b to take over hist veggy plot.
I might put a gate in the fence between our properties to make life easier..
This will help when we get a dog also as I can then let it into his yard to take a shit!!!
He went in a few weeks back for a bit of work on his back passage and was supposed to be out last Sunday. Good news in that what they thought might be cancer wasn't but he picked up an infection after surgery and now has a shit bag for at least 3 months..
Anyhu he is probably out this Monday. He can't do fuck all for at least 3 months so wants me and b to take over hist veggy plot.
I might put a gate in the fence between our properties to make life easier..
This will help when we get a dog also as I can then let it into his yard to take a shit!!!