DesmoHyper
RIP John, we miss you
What fone and how much drugs? Asking for a friend obviously
What the feck have you done today?
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DesmoHyper
RIP John, we miss you
Everything was and stillI'd don't know fuck all about PlayStation but I hope they are a lot smaller than I were a lad
Is big to you cos you’re a midget
You were in the borrowers
Just thinking I'd say you were a hit when you were on your holidays I'd say the lads loved a bit of the dainty hands great for a fellas ego making his todger look biggerEverything was and still
Is big to you cos you’re a midget
You were in the borrowers
That's not going to fit without a fight!
DesmoHyper
RIP John, we miss you
Don’t know what kind of holidays you go on but I’ve never held a mates todgerJust thinking I'd say you were a hit when you were on your holidays I'd say the lads loved a bit of the dainty hands great for a fellas ego making his todger look bigger
Mate, she is in so much debt it would make your eye's water she was bleeding me dry, the best thing out of this is not having her asking for money every other fucking day so finacialy i am so much better off, she is fucked when it comes to money, she has barrowed money from pretty much every money lender, we were getting phone calls and letters from collection agencies she even pawned the wedding ring i gave her with out telling me for ages, she will never get a mortgage or anything else for that matter, her credit rating would be in the fucking minus so when it comes to her personal situation she is fucked, so there be the main problem she will try to fuck me over for money, the main word being try, the only thing that bothers me is my bikes but i am looking into that quick sharpish before i start the divorce.
DesmoHyper
RIP John, we miss you
Perhaps he sexting WayneAnyway Im genuinely worried about @Dox hes gone an awful long time with his fone?
Not guilty!!
DesmoHyper
RIP John, we miss you
Do you have to pay any legal fees if she wins?
Will she want custody of the pony tail or are
You gonna fight for that?
DesmoHyper
RIP John, we miss you
That’s what you should have said a while back
It just wasn't worth it, it's such a pethetic charge it's not even her that's pressing charges it's the CPS, man the amount of people including solicitors and the police that have laughed at this is unbelievable, there is a photo of the bruise and the old bill showed me it and you can just about make it out, it's just a stupid jumped up charge it just about sums up this fucking country!!
lolz Wayne, you'll do just fine, in the cell with randy Ron, he'll ask if you wanna be the man of the lady? You'll say to him the man obviously!The way my soon to be X has treated me i think Big Bubba sounds fucking great!!
Ron will retort, thats fine now come and suck mammy's cock!
We pointed that out already Bob Wayne needs to be careful what he wishes forlolz Wayne, you'll do just fine, in the cell with randy Ron, he'll ask if you wanna be the man of the lady? You'll say to him the man obviously!
Ron will retort, thats fine now come and suck mammy's cock!
DesmoHyper
RIP John, we miss you
You’re eyes will bulge if you have to share a cell with 3 meter PeterWe pointed that out already Bob Wayne needs to be careful what he wishes for
I know big Pete, he hasn't got a big cock tho' he got that nickname for always probing at least 3 holes!
We pointed that out already Bob Wayne needs to be careful what he wishes for
What fone and how much drugs? Asking for a friend obviously
The smallest one you can find, and as many as it'll take
DesmoHyper
RIP John, we miss you
Anyway Im genuinely worried about @Dox hes gone an awful long time with his fone?
It went in ok, was a bastard getting it back out....then had to phone people back saying I hadn't been kidnapped and wasn't trussed up in the boot of a car like they thought.
Fuck you motherfucker and leave my fucking X box out of it, it has feeling don't you know!!
There is some weird stuff going on. I was driving through town about 7.30...and a young woman about 20...very attractive, was walking along with a top on that split completely down the middle, I mean as she walked you could see her tits. She didn't look intoxicated at all...didn't look like she was purposely showing off,
Weird. Nice, but weird.
Yesterday after a blast out, I was riding back into town, and there was a car in the middle of the road with hazards on. As I slowly past, there was a man lying in the road and another man crouching next to him. I pulled over and went back to see if I could help. Turned out it was a man of about 25 with learning difficulties, and that he had done that twice before that day. Me and the other guy tried to get him to move...I asked him if he wanted to come over and sit on my bike to try and get him off the road (maybe if it was Italian exotica he might have done ) He wasn't hurt - another car that pulled up was a woman who works in mental health so she kind of took over from then.
Poor fella. Three people asked me if I was ok...I said I haven't hit him (I had just overtook about 15 cars in one hit a few hundred metres before) so they must've thought I'd hit him.
Weird and not nice, especially for him.
Weird. Nice, but weird.
Yesterday after a blast out, I was riding back into town, and there was a car in the middle of the road with hazards on. As I slowly past, there was a man lying in the road and another man crouching next to him. I pulled over and went back to see if I could help. Turned out it was a man of about 25 with learning difficulties, and that he had done that twice before that day. Me and the other guy tried to get him to move...I asked him if he wanted to come over and sit on my bike to try and get him off the road (maybe if it was Italian exotica he might have done
) He wasn't hurt - another car that pulled up was a woman who works in mental health so she kind of took over from then.Poor fella. Three people asked me if I was ok...I said I haven't hit him (I had just overtook about 15 cars in one hit a few hundred metres before) so they must've thought I'd hit him.
Weird and not nice, especially for him.
DesmoHyper
RIP John, we miss you
You won’tFuck you motherfucker and leave my fucking X box out of it, it has feeling don't you know!!
Have any feeling in it or your legs after you’ve been reemed in the showers
If you should need to liquidate at short notice I know a man who may be able to give you £0.50p on the £1....