Shit tattoos
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I always look for a woman who has a tattoo.
I see a woman with a tattoo, and I'm thinking, okay, here's a gal who's capable of making a decision she'll regret .
I see a woman with a tattoo, and I'm thinking, okay, here's a gal who's capable of making a decision she'll regret .
Mark64
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I used to work with a guy in the 80's who had a (black) panther tattoo on his upper arm, then he started working out big time - but the panthers nose stretched as his biceps got bigger - it looked just like Roland Rat, you can imagine how much stick he got.
I was sat in the pub one Saturday afternoon when a drinking pal came in and showed me his new tattoo of a bulldog & Union Jack with England written underneath, he said to me " only a tenner, I got it half price coz he spelled it wrong" it said Engand but you could hardly tell, he was made up coz it was cheap, I nearly choked on my beer, happy days though!
I was sat in the pub one Saturday afternoon when a drinking pal came in and showed me his new tattoo of a bulldog & Union Jack with England written underneath, he said to me " only a tenner, I got it half price coz he spelled it wrong" it said Engand but you could hardly tell, he was made up coz it was cheap, I nearly choked on my beer, happy days though!
I think I've heard of "Infintiy" - didn't Vauxhall make one ?
Is that @The skitz leg??
No it's someone else who regerts not buying crocs.
I have two tribals, similar to the first one at the top, one on on each upper arm 
plus a now-faded eagle that resembles a parrot on my forearm
Do I care? - not even a little bit.
The parrot has been there since I was 16. If I have a formal occasion I wear a dress shirt and roll the cuffs so its not visible anyway. 99.9% of the time I wear T shirts. That's how much they bother me
plus a now-faded eagle that resembles a parrot on my forearm Do I care? - not even a little bit.
The parrot has been there since I was 16. If I have a formal occasion I wear a dress shirt and roll the cuffs so its not visible anyway. 99.9% of the time I wear T shirts. That's how much they bother me
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Duke of Prunes
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I remember Beckham getting two large tattoos of Chinese characters
.... the word at the time was that one said " Beef in Black Bean Sauce " and the other said " Special Fried Rice "
.... the word at the time was that one said " Beef in Black Bean Sauce " and the other said " Special Fried Rice "
Duke of Prunes
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Does this count as a shit tattoo ?
OK , it's a bit of stretch , but hey ...... it's Sunday morning .....
t.A.T.u.
Alternative spelling , I know ..... but do they fit in the " crap " category ?
I'll let you be the judge ....
OK , it's a bit of stretch , but hey ...... it's Sunday morning .....
t.A.T.u.
Alternative spelling , I know ..... but do they fit in the " crap " category ?
I'll let you be the judge ....
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Ooooh, they kissedDoes this count as a shit tattoo ?
OK , it's a bit of stretch , but hey ...... it's Sunday morning .....
t.A.T.u.
Alternative spelling , I know ..... but do they fit in the " crap " category ?
I'll let you be the judge ....
What a great idea...
