“Today I learnt”
Post anything new you’ve learnt today.
Post anything new you’ve learnt today.
T.I.L
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TIL:
MAMIL
Middle Aged man in Lycra.
MAMIL
Middle Aged man in Lycra.
How slow
My wife doesn't like pork chops - she tells me after 27 years 
E-Bay is a great source of shop-lifted clothing
My wife has a phobia about screw tops..on jars / toothpaste etc. took over 30 years for that to come out of the closet!
Today I learned what Jesus said to his 12 apostles as he was being nailed to the cross.
"You lot - Don't touch my Easter eggs, - I'll be back on Monday."
"You lot - Don't touch my Easter eggs, - I'll be back on Monday."
Growing up in the sixties, was a lot more fun than being grown-up in my sixties
The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have begun asking humans to prove they aren't a robot.
Yesterday I learned that I will never be a vegan. I went to my vegan neighbours for a meal last night and it was rancid. Pea and celery soup followed by mushroom and bean bourguignon and a homemade cake that I could have clubbed someone to death with.
I took two bottles of wine thinking that at least I could get pissed but after being offered two sherry sized glasses of wine with the meal I was then given the choice of tea or coffee.
I took two bottles of wine thinking that at least I could get pissed but after being offered two sherry sized glasses of wine with the meal I was then given the choice of tea or coffee.
Yesterday I learned that I will never be a vegan. I went to my vegan neighbours for a meal last night and it was rancid. Pea and celery soup followed by mushroom and bean bourguignon and a homemade cake that I could have clubbed someone to death with.
I took two bottles of wine thinking that at least I could get pissed but after being offered two sherry sized glasses of wine with the meal I was then given the choice of tea or coffee.
They took our guns.
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Il Pustulio
Just visiting
What that nice man Mr Sunak has in store for us.
Yesterday I learned that I will never be a vegan. I went to my vegan neighbours for a meal last night and it was rancid. Pea and celery soup followed by mushroom and bean bourguignon and a homemade cake that I could have clubbed someone to death with.
I took two bottles of wine thinking that at least I could get pissed but after being offered two sherry sized glasses of wine with the meal I was then given the choice of tea or coffee.
Vegans have really fooked up being vegetarian; ‘cos all the pubs and eateries now have to more or less offer a vegan option, they have all replaced the veggie options with the vegan options which are invariably shite.
In the league of annoying things it is just above how the coffee drinkers have spoilt tea for aficionados.
I could go on but best not go down the dark path when I have family coming for the traditional Easter curry.
I’m pescatarian but predominantly vegetarian, vegan is a different ballgame.
The worst thing is my neighbour is also gluten intolerant so his diet consist mainly of Mung beans.
T.I.L
Someone spent £12 million on a number plate
Someone spent £12 million on a number plate
Watch: New record set as car number plate P7 sells for staggering Dh55 million at Dubai auction
The vehicle number plate P7 was sold for a staggering Dh55 million at the ‘Most Noble Numbers’ auction in Dubai on Saturday night setting a new record...
www.khaleejtimes.com
Nicola Sturgeon can't drive - so who the fuck is gonna pilot that Jimmy Savile Love Bus?
Surely there will be a Hollywood movie to come - this has more turns than the Wall of Death
Surely there will be a Hollywood movie to come - this has more turns than the Wall of Death
TIL that flying saucer sweets were created by a Belgian communion wafer company who were experiencing a drop in sales.
Still love them
TIL that "Time Bandits" (the movie) was originally written for seven small people, but due to concerns that Disney would sue, they reduced the number to six.
Poor Horseflesh. Written out thanks to those commies at Dismally.
Yep, Horseflesh was mentioned in the movie - but only for us to be told he got killed 
Yep, Horseflesh was mentioned in the movie - but only for us to be told he got killed
I understand he developed a later career as a golliwog in an Essex pub - big mistake......
Indisputable fact - All the seasons are named after coils of metal.
Except Winter and Summer.
And Autumn.
Except Winter and Summer.
And Autumn.
Don’t start me off, we have some vegans and vegetarians to deal with on a regular basis , cooking for the vegetarians is ok , trying it for the vegans is a nightmare, we now just say, bring your own lolYesterday I learned that I will never be a vegan. I went to my vegan neighbours for a meal last night and it was rancid. Pea and celery soup followed by mushroom and bean bourguignon and a homemade cake that I could have clubbed someone to death with.
I took two bottles of wine thinking that at least I could get pissed but after being offered two sherry sized glasses of wine with the meal I was then given the choice of tea or coffee.
TIL that in Ancient Rome, citizens and soldiers drank an average of 100 gallons (~450 litres) of wine per year
www.alcoholproblemsandsolutions.org
Alcohol among the Greeks and Romans: They Enjoyed Drinking.
Alcohol among the Greeks and Romans was important to their cultures. Many of our beliefs, attitudes and drinking customs come from them and their experience
www.alcoholproblemsandsolutions.org