What the feck have you done today?

Today I made a deal with the devil, I bought this

You can now get Marmite Houmous and you'll either love it or hate it –  Proper Manchester
 
Well, as well as the marmite houmous, I went to the dark side because I couldnt get on with the samsung so I bought an iphone se 2nd gen.

I went to Currys and the bloke sorting it out was older than me, spoke better italian than english and had the typical italian hand gestures movements.

Pair that with me whose face doesn't move and is a technical feckwit and the best way to describe it was ...It was like the chuckle brothers saying, to me to you to me to you. I'm pretty sure the other staff were laughing behind the 70 inch tv's the fekkers
 
Well, as well as the marmite houmous, I went to the dark side because I couldnt get on with the samsung so I bought an iphone se 2nd gen.

I went to Currys and the bloke sorting it out was older than me, spoke better italian than english and had the typical italian hand gestures movements.

Pair that with me whose face doesn't move and is a technical feckwit and the best way to describe it was ...It was like the chuckle brothers saying, to me to you to me to you. I'm pretty sure the other staff were laughing behind the 70 inch tv's the fekkers
Que? :confused:
 
Arseole, Arseole, Arseole. On Monday after doing some laundry and on the way out of the house (yes I sometimes leave), I noticed the front door key was missing. I knew I hadn't gone out other than to put some rubbish into the bins earlier,not far from the door. Panic set in not because I didn't have a spare but more worried that the key was left in the door lock or it had dropped on the floor and some rascal had picked it up knowing the key was for this property. I searched everywhere and every part of clothing I had, could not find the key

I phoned a very nice locksmith lady who called round and to supply and fit a new lock to a composite door which was £90 all in, bargain. Today whilst doing some laundry, I took the peg bag out to get some pegs and feck me, hiding amongst the pegs is the fekkin front door key for the old lock that I thought had been lost

There is a lesson to be learnt here I'm sure, but the only one I can think of is to get a g/f as they never forget anything :)
 
Discoverd my Wotsits are not actually a multipack, but a big bag of Giant Wotsits. Not sure how I feel about that..

Are Wotsits still usable currency here? And how do Giant Wotsits compare in value?
Is it based purely on weight... Maybe smaller packets are easier to sell on.

I appreciate this latest batch is not a full bag, and may not be fresh so willing to take that into consideration.
 
Discoverd my Wotsits are not actually a multipack, but a big bag of Giant Wotsits. Not sure how I feel about that..

Are Wotsits still usable currency here? And how do Giant Wotsits compare in value?
Is it based purely on weight... Maybe smaller packets are easier to sell on.

I appreciate this latest batch is not a full bag, and may not be fresh so willing to take that into consideration.
Large = £20
Standard = £10
Fun size = £5

opened = worthless but tasty if a little soggy 👀
 
Large = £20
Standard = £10
Fun size = £5

opened = worthless but tasty if a little soggy 👀
Good to know. I will invest with more borrowing, interest rates look to be staying low for now and hope for a good return on trade for bikes and bits. I know it might be questionable decision.
 
Well, first day of lockdown here in Ireland - for 6 weeks 😩 what happened at 09.34 this morning? SWMBO presented me with a list of things to do during lockdown 🙁.

First on the list : remove the curtain rails in the spare bedroom (which means making good the holes and repainting) then put up new curtain rails. Why? Just why? there are curtain rails there why do we need to change them ? 😕 oh ffs!
 
Well, first day of lockdown here in Ireland - for 6 weeks 😩 what happened at 09.34 this morning? SWMBO presented me with a list of things to do during lockdown 🙁.

First on the list : remove the curtain rails in the spare bedroom (which means making good the holes and repainting) then put up new curtain rails. Why? Just why? there are curtain rails there why do we need to change them ? 😕 oh ffs!

Wimmin. :rolleyes:
 
Well, first day of lockdown here in Ireland - for 6 weeks 😩 what happened at 09.34 this morning? SWMBO presented me with a list of things to do during lockdown 🙁.

First on the list : remove the curtain rails in the spare bedroom (which means making good the holes and repainting) then put up new curtain rails. Why? Just why? there are curtain rails there why do we need to change them ? 😕 oh ffs!
There's a lockdown?? 👀
 
Woke up this morning and it's pissing down with rain so will watch Motogp practise and make a nice sausage hotpot for later👍 .
 
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