<puts lady-like posh voice on>
'We are so pleased to welcome the people of the north to our country of warmth and money (I lie too!!)
We hope that they will learn to like cucumber sandwiches and earl grey at 4pm each raceday afternoon. One has no doubt that the butler known as Chass, will ensure you are able to learn how hold your tea-cups properly'
</ posh type voice off>
now puts usual local-yokel voice on

:
Grrrrreat to have you peeps join us - its a great larf in the paddock, and apart from about 2 x 15 mins of everyone being very serious, its very relaxed:beer:
Ian, make sure you SHUT your van door at Brands overnight.... we dont need any half dressed blokes lying upside down hanging out the open door again!
CK