Lazarus
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...oh and a wicked pair of monster socks ..
I'd best go and grab the missus - she's already half way down the drive with a bottle of wine and her best high heels, heading in your direction
-LaZ-
...oh and a wicked pair of monster socks ..
I can find "tit" and surprise surprise, there is a picture of you under its definition....... :lol2:
What I NEED is a Ducati bikini :lol2:
The Ducati Advert Man said:.... Man, his fragrance and his motorcycle in absolute harmony, enhancing the Ducati lifestyle to perfection.
The Ducati Advert Man said:.... and suggests a refined interpretation of modern masculinity and natural charisma.
But is sounds sooooooooo cool:
Who wouldn't wanna buy it? Eh No?
See! That's me that is! I'm orf ta find me wallet!
-LaZ-
Monster WHAT!? Oh, SOCKS ... Must have misread it.
I'd best go and grab the missus - she's already half way down the drive with a bottle of wine and her best high heels, heading in your direction
-LaZ-
What I NEED is a Ducati bikini :lol2:
youll find a dab of a good synthetic 4 stroke oil has much the same effect![]()
Has to be Castrol R.![]()
AHHH!!! The smell of a chip shop smelling bike. HEAVEN.
Knockhill in the 70's -80's smelt like a big Chipper.:lol2:
With the vague aroma of fried onions in the background and wet leather.![]()
Remember, life is not a dress rehersal.![]()
Indeed... coffee machine chat the other day was that it is a wise man who spends his last pound as he draws his last breath.
these bloody coffee machines...smarmy metal buggers think they know it all! Pah! :d
Obviously being new to ducati's, I have no tat...where's the best online shop for acquiring said tat? And I don't mean "Apparel" - I mean honest-to-god nasty tat.![]()
Just ask GSPOT........................ He's a waliking catalogue!
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Oh man...I've gone and done it now. I made the mistake of looking at the children's wear sections of the official Ducati catalogue...
I hope our 18th month likes red and ducati's, 'cos that's all she's wearing and sleeping in for the next 6 months...:lol2: