panicked phone call from davie ravie

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gordj65

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this morning (saturday 2nd june)i got a bit of a panicked phone call from our very own davie ravie.What do you think the subject of the phone call was all about. Heres some idea's, feel free to add your own , the more outrageous and criminal the better;

was it, "gordon, ive just woke up and i,ve got an erection"

or "gordon the rubber bits on the bike, they go at the bottom dont they?"

or "gordon ive run out of petrol and im going to be late for my sunbed session, can you help"

or something completely different, please give us your ideas.



ill tell you the answer tomorrow
 
It's Davie, so I'd say all of the above, and in addition

"Ma bird left her falsers here last night, if I use them for a ham shank does it count as oral?"
 
The conversation could have gone something like this;

>I pulled an older woman at a club last night.
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> >asked if I'd ever had the sportsman’s double, a mother and daughter
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> >We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.
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> >I went back to her place.
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> >"Mum you still awake?"
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gordj65 said:
this morning (saturday 2nd june)i got a bit of a panicked phone call from our very own davie ravie.What do you think the subject of the phone call was all about. Heres some idea's, feel free to add your own , the more outrageous and criminal the better;

was it, "gordon, ive just woke up and i,ve got an erection"

or "gordon the rubber bits on the bike, they go at the bottom dont they?"

or "gordon ive run out of petrol and im going to be late for my sunbed session, can you help"

or something completely different, please give us your ideas.



ill tell you the answer tomorrow
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Watch your back!

Scottch said:
It's Davie, so I'd say all of the above, and in addition

"Ma bird left her falsers here last night, if I use them for a ham shank does it count as oral?"
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You an aw!!

weeian said:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
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Especially yours!!!

dunclivvy said:
The conversation could have gone something like this;

>I pulled an older woman at a club last night.
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >She was a right sort for 57, we drank a bit, had a bit of a snog & she
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> >asked if I'd ever had the sportsman’s double, a mother and daughter
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> >3-some?
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> >
>
> >
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> >I said no.
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> >
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> >We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.
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> >I went back to her place.
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> >She put the hall light on & and shouted upstairs:
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> >"Mum you still awake?"
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And you!!!!!


;) :D
 
dunclivvy said:
The conversation could have gone something like this;

I pulled an older woman at a club last night. She was a right sort for 57, we drank a bit, had a bit of a snog & she asked if I'd ever had the sportsman’s double, a mother and daughter 3-some?

I said no.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.

I went back to her place.

She put the hall light on & and shouted upstairs:

"Mum you still awake?"
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:rofl:
 
the answer was number 3 ive run out of petrol and im late for my suntan session.
eyebrow waxing, sunbed sessions,has anybody checked to see if davie really has got mens bits!!!!!!!!!:D
 
I'd rather not , quite happy to take his word on it.

Anyone know a "mens bits checker" out there :eek:
 
You can buy them on ebay,made in Thailand got told by Gordon, just wondering how the hell he knows about it :scratchhead: :D :D
 
Mafioso said:
You can buy them on ebay,made in Thailand got told by Gordon, just wondering how the hell he knows about it :scratchhead: :D :D
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i,ll be kicking you in the mens bits when i see you next matey:D :D
anyway this is a rip davie topic not a rip gordon
 
gordj65 said:
i,ll be kicking you in the mens bits when i see you next matey:D :D
anyway this is a rip davie topic not a rip gordon
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Sorry Gordon kinda went of topic there :D i guess that means no more discount for me then. wont be popping in for the next few weeks,hopefully you'll forget about it :D :D :thumbs:
 
a guy called stuart forbes is still owe me 2p from primary 5 that he borrowed for an ice pole and never payed me back, thats roughly 32 years ago. i dont forget easy :D :D
 
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