Artemis II launch 🚀 🌙 👀

[Exige]

Can’t beat a bit of product placement.
And who propelled that seeing as all 4 people are in the shot?

Yet you believe this - amazing............

 

[RA5]

Gotta say, I'm not buying it. I havent seen not a single convincing bit of media. The Artemis tracker is total shite. Coasted at approx 1.8K mph to the moon, 1k on the way back. Still have my Orion pin from about 8 years ago.

 

[Loz]

A wizard did it.

 

[Markduc]

Gotta say, I'm not buying it. I havent seen not a single convincing bit of media. The Artemis tracker is total shite. Coasted at approx 1.8K mph to the moon, 1k on the way back. Still have my Orion pin from about 8 years ago.

only 1k on the way back , have they overloaded up with cheese

 

[Dox]

Ahh, so Isaac Newton pushed it? Right…

 

[Dox]

Yet you believe this - amazing............






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A wizard did it.

Yep, the usual non-answers I expected

 

[Dox]

Gotta say, I'm not buying it. I havent seen not a single convincing bit of media. The Artemis tracker is total shite. Coasted at approx 1.8K mph to the moon, 1k on the way back. Still have my Orion pin from about 8 years ago.

And it’s downhill coming back too

 

[Markduc]

Yep, the usual non-answers I expected

Ahh, so Isaac Newton pushed it? Right…

Oh come on, it’s not hard to understand
The woman was driving and swerved to avoid a fluffy space bunny , every thing flew around the cabin
Just a bit slower than if it was in a car , gravity and all that

 

[Noobie]

They have a kfc on the darkside of the moon. By the time you've ordered, got your bucket and eaten it's around 40 minutes

 

[Dox]

Oh come on, it’s not hard to understand
The woman was driving and swerved to avoid a fluffy space bunny , every thing flew around the cabin
Just a bit slower than if it was in a car , gravity and all that

I’ll still go with the camera crew

Seriously…wtf is stuff from a supermarket doing on there. NASA used to put some effort into their hoaxes…at one time that would be decanted into lightweight pouches. Lazy scammers they are

 

[Noobie]

They'll be selling bottles of moon air on ebay next !

 

[Markduc]

I’ll still go with the camera crew

Seriously…wtf is stuff from a supermarket doing on there. NASA used to put some effort into their hoaxes…at one time that would be decanted into lightweight pouches. Lazy scammers they are

A little advice, if you’ll accept it
Bacofoil is £6+ a roll , tesco do tinfoil cheaper but I wouldn’t advise using that for your hat as your finger will poke through it quicker than it does on a 1 ply economy bog roll

 

[Mr Bimble]

Yep, the usual non-answers I expected

A little advice, if you’ll accept it
Bacofoil is £6+ a roll , tesco do tinfoil cheaper but I wouldn’t advise using that for your hat as your finger will poke through it quicker than it does on a 1 ply economy bog roll

In this case I don’t think tin foil will cut it, I’d suggest some heavy duty lead flashing from Wickes.

 

[Barry Hell]

In this case I don’t think tin foil will cut it, I’d suggest some heavy duty lead flashing from Wickes.

Or your local church roof

 

[Exige]

 

[Noobie]

I'd be more worried about who painted the arrows on the moon

 

[Loz]

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MY GOD! THEY'RE ALL IN ON IT!

 

[Loz]

In this case I don’t think tin foil will cut it, I’d suggest some heavy duty lead flashing from Wickes.

Someone suggested that one of the crew that was on-camera during the clip set the jar moving slowly before filming started and then got into position for the clip.

This is more bullshit though. I mean, who moved the crew member into place in time for the start of the clip? It doesn't add up!

 

[Hugo Magnus]

Thankfully I haven't had to endure any of this so in my world it never happened.

 

[The skitz]

Thankfully I haven't had to endure any of this so in my world it never happened.

Ain't that the truth Hugo ..

 

[Dox]

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MY GOD! THEY'RE ALL IN ON IT!

You mean...just like convid...and the climate crisis?

 

[Loz]

You mean...just like convid...and the climate crisis?

Yes.
All fake. Remember what the neo-Marxists taught us - everything is just like everything else!

I remember the lockdowns during the Apollo programme, they were brutal...

 

[Exige]

I'd be more worried about who painted the arrows on the moon

That bit could be AI

 

[Dox]

Yes.
All fake. Remember what the neo-Marxists taught us - everything is just like everything else!

I remember the lockdowns during the Apollo programme, they were brutal...

It's entertaining to see so many, working so hard, to not think about a question.

 

[Chizel - Founding Father]

It's entertaining to see so many, working so hard, to not think about a question.

I'd like to know what the question is..

 

[Laava]

A wizard did it.

Harry? Larry, Barry….

 

[Laava]

I'd like to know what the question is..

What is the answer to life the universe and everything? Pretty sure Dox aint gonna like that answer either…

 

[Chizel - Founding Father]

What is the answer to life the universe and everything? Pretty sure Dox aint gonna like that answer either…

Surely the answer to that, is death. Especially to the infidels...

 

[Chizel - Founding Father]

Or maybe only to the infidels, the other lot get virgins n stuff...

 

[Barry Hell]

Harry? Larry, Barry….

I is a wizard cool