In here Ron...Jokes and other one liners...

Son:"Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!"

Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"

Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter";;)

father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that.

I have to tell u something son, but you must
promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister.

The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later

Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even hotter!"

Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"

Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter.

Father: "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that.
Angela is also your sister."

This went on couple of times and the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying.

Son: "Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because daddys their father!

The mother hugs him affectionately and says:

"My love, you can date whoever you want.

Dont listen to him He isn't your father.". =))

Son ,fainted.
 
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