In here Ron...Jokes and other one liners...
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Two gays, Rupert and Cecil are lying in bed together, Rupert starts rubbing vaseline on his chest.
Cecil asks…….
"What the fuck are you doing?"
Rupert said, "I read that vaseline stimulates hair growth and I want a hairy chest."
Cecil again said…….
"Don't be fucking stupid, if that was true don’t you think I would have a ponytail sticking out of my fucking arse.
Cecil asks…….
"What the fuck are you doing?"
Rupert said, "I read that vaseline stimulates hair growth and I want a hairy chest."
Cecil again said…….
"Don't be fucking stupid, if that was true don’t you think I would have a ponytail sticking out of my fucking arse.
A teenage girl came home from school and asks her mother,
"Is it true what Rita just told me?"
"What's that?" asks her mother.
"That babies come out of the same place where boys put their penises?" said her daughter.
"Yes it is dear!" replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and that she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter.
"But then, when I have a baby," responded the teenager, "won't it knock my teeth out?"
"Is it true what Rita just told me?"
"What's that?" asks her mother.
"That babies come out of the same place where boys put their penises?" said her daughter.
"Yes it is dear!" replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and that she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter.
"But then, when I have a baby," responded the teenager, "won't it knock my teeth out?"