I was in Brighouse Wetherspoons this afternoon, when a skeleton walked in and asked for a pint and a mop.
In here Ron...Jokes and other one liners...
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I went into my local Chinese takeaway last night and got talking to the owner of the shop.
'What you do for a riving, then?', he said.
'What do I do for a living, you mean?'
'Yes..'
'I'm a comedian', I replied.
'Go on then, change colour', he chuckled.
'No! I'm not a f**king chameleon, I'm a comedian'
'Oh right, tell me joke then. Make me raff', he said.
Just then in the kitchen, I noticed his wok was on fire with my meal in it.
'Wok! Wok!', I shouted.
'Who's dare..', he said.
F**k this, I thought.
I'm off to the Indian.
'What you do for a riving, then?', he said.
'What do I do for a living, you mean?'
'Yes..'
'I'm a comedian', I replied.
'Go on then, change colour', he chuckled.
'No! I'm not a f**king chameleon, I'm a comedian'
'Oh right, tell me joke then. Make me raff', he said.
Just then in the kitchen, I noticed his wok was on fire with my meal in it.
'Wok! Wok!', I shouted.
'Who's dare..', he said.
F**k this, I thought.
I'm off to the Indian.