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"I’m not playing with you ever again!" 😤 The betrayal is real.#ToddlerDrama #partnersincrimers #mudday #Busted #ParentingHumor #dogsoffacebook
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My pooch is not named Rover, Fluffy, Spot or Rex.
I wanted something different, so I named my puppy, Sex.
To renew my doggie’s license. I went down to City Hall.
“I’d like a license for Sex”, I said. He said, “Wouldn’t we all? ”
“You must not have understood, I need it for my mutt.”
“I really don’t care how she looks, if she’s ugly, fine or what.”
“But Sir, I must tell you, I’ve had Sex since I was four! ”
“You are no more than a braggart”, and he showed me out the door.
Newly married, we brought our pet along for the honeymoon.
I told the clerk, “A place for us and for Sex, a special room.”
“Every room has a place for sex. Every room has a bed.”
“But Sex keeps me up at night.” “It keeps me up, too”, he said.
At our divorce the court gave all my possessions to the wife
I protested, “Please Your Honor, I had Sex before my married life! ”
The judge then said that he did, too. “It’s not a real big crime.”
“But Sir, before we tied the knot, I had Sex all the time”
The judge said that I could still have sex, so I took my hound and ran.
My wife then said that she’d miss Sex, so I stayed a married man.
Last night Sex ran off again as we walked around the block.
A cop pulled up and asked me if I knew it was three o’clock.
I told him that I was looking for Sex and he took me straight to jail.
Now I’m waiting for my trial to come and can’t get out on bail.
…..if I ever get another dog,
I think I’ll name him…..”Whoopie” or “Boom-Boom”
Anything but Sex!
Carl Palmer
I wanted something different, so I named my puppy, Sex.
To renew my doggie’s license. I went down to City Hall.
“I’d like a license for Sex”, I said. He said, “Wouldn’t we all? ”
“You must not have understood, I need it for my mutt.”
“I really don’t care how she looks, if she’s ugly, fine or what.”
“But Sir, I must tell you, I’ve had Sex since I was four! ”
“You are no more than a braggart”, and he showed me out the door.
Newly married, we brought our pet along for the honeymoon.
I told the clerk, “A place for us and for Sex, a special room.”
“Every room has a place for sex. Every room has a bed.”
“But Sex keeps me up at night.” “It keeps me up, too”, he said.
At our divorce the court gave all my possessions to the wife
I protested, “Please Your Honor, I had Sex before my married life! ”
The judge then said that he did, too. “It’s not a real big crime.”
“But Sir, before we tied the knot, I had Sex all the time”
The judge said that I could still have sex, so I took my hound and ran.
My wife then said that she’d miss Sex, so I stayed a married man.
Last night Sex ran off again as we walked around the block.
A cop pulled up and asked me if I knew it was three o’clock.
I told him that I was looking for Sex and he took me straight to jail.
Now I’m waiting for my trial to come and can’t get out on bail.
…..if I ever get another dog,
I think I’ll name him…..”Whoopie” or “Boom-Boom”
Anything but Sex!
Carl Palmer
Vet prescription fees to be capped at £21, watchdog says Vet prescription fees to be capped at £21, watchdog says
Bet they end up creating an OfPet or something similar and introduce a price ‘cap’ that’s bound to be more than we pay now.
Problem as I see it is insurance, whenever I’ve taken a sick pet to the vets the first thing they ask is ‘are you insured’
If you say yes they then say ‘oh good, I need a new car, we’ll do lots of unnecessary expensive stuff’.
Bet they end up creating an OfPet or something similar and introduce a price ‘cap’ that’s bound to be more than we pay now.
Problem as I see it is insurance, whenever I’ve taken a sick pet to the vets the first thing they ask is ‘are you insured’
If you say yes they then say ‘oh good, I need a new car, we’ll do lots of unnecessary expensive stuff’.
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I`ve spent about £15k on vet bills and medication over the last 18 months or so. You may remember one of my cats suffered an horrendous foot injury and one of the dogs has Cushings Disease which will sadly result in us having to put her to sleep I imagine later this year, a good 2 or 3 years earlier than would otherwise have been the case.
Despite the costs I still think over the years it has been cheaper not to insure them. The cat is 16 and the dog 11 so 27 years of fees saved and all the policies I`ve looked at lately seem to have so many clauses and stipulations that any cover given is very limited.
What really pisses me off though is VAT on vet fees, HMRC has benefitted to the tune of a few grand on the back of my pets suffering.
Could you run the pets through your business to reclaim the VAT? Pest control and security?
How is your cat doing, does she use all four paws again?
Funnily enough I did think about saying the dogs were work dogs, they have between them caught several rabbits, squirrels and one deer . I bring them to work occasionally and they seem to be keeping the rabbits, squirrels and deer at bay in the same way that I`ve never been bitten by a vampire after I`ve eaten garlic.Could you run the pets through your business to reclaim the VAT? Pest control and security?
How is your cat doing, does she use all four paws again?
The cat is doing fantastically thanks. She doesn`t even limp and despite being 16 she still does all the spazzy cat moves you`d expect from a young cat.
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176K views · 17K reactions | A little highlight from our pub night - The Katie’s Arms. Agreement NEVER requested or required. We’re a big old family, laughing along together | Katie Hopkins
A little highlight from our pub night - The Katie’s Arms. Agreement NEVER requested or required. We’re a big old family, laughing along together
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This morning we sadly had to take Lola, AKA Mrs Lollipops, our Hungarian Pulli Cross to be put to sleep. She was just 11 but 2 years ago was diagnosed with Cushings Disease, a chronic condition that can be managed but it`s basically a managed decline that eventually results in them having to be put down when their bodies let them down. Today for the first time ever she showed no interest in food or walkies, both signs the vet had told us to look out for when the time was right.
Lola was a fabulous dog, we had initially had her as a foster dog to help out a local lady who rescues dogs from Eastern Europe. She had been let down by a potential new owner here so we said we`d have her temporarily but within a week we realised we would keep her. I could write an essay about how wonderful she was and all the funny things she did but I guess as is always the case it`s personal to the family, instead below are a few pictures showing her mastery of tree stump climbing, kayaking, hiding in blankets and looking after ducklings.
Lola was a fabulous dog, we had initially had her as a foster dog to help out a local lady who rescues dogs from Eastern Europe. She had been let down by a potential new owner here so we said we`d have her temporarily but within a week we realised we would keep her. I could write an essay about how wonderful she was and all the funny things she did but I guess as is always the case it`s personal to the family, instead below are a few pictures showing her mastery of tree stump climbing, kayaking, hiding in blankets and looking after ducklings.
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I can see she had a great life though this will be little comfort for you at the moment you will miss her terribly.
very sad.
very sad.
Our pets don't live long enough - I feel your grief
Sorry to hear that Duke - I'm sure she had a great life with yourselves.