Discovered today that our 4 month old puppy is now tall enough to steal food from the kitchen counter while we’re out.
He’s also a bit of a lazy git.
He’s also a bit of a lazy git.
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Some folks I know had two Yorkshire terriers - the big one was almost the size of a guinea pig, the small one you could only see under a microscope.
To this day, I cannot figure out how they gained access to the kitchen counter to steal some meat. It is an absolute mystery.
@Char they be plotting something, or the deed has been done and they be playing the innocence card, very well I might add!
Ethan, our elderly black cat struggles to get up on the worktop where we feed him away from greedy dogs. We have set up a 3 stage climb for him so chair to table to worktop to make life easy for him but look, greedy guts Louis has discovered our cunning plan and has figured out how to take advantage.
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Is that Samuel l Jackson?
No silly, its Bob Ross.
Racist
Ask Bob why the long face?...........................................................I'll get me coat and whippet!
He likes racing?
He is indeed but dont you worry, I`m sending him on awareness course. Guaranteed to cure racism and simultaneously raise funds to fight the forces of evil wherever they lurk.
Yes, racing, gambling, smoking , drinking and messing around with bitches !
Eh! Just sounds like, when I wer' a lad!
You are his hero, he has a poster of your avatar on his kennel wall surrounded by inspirational quotes from your posts. He wants me to tell you he has a thing for red setters in denim shorts.Eh! Just sounds like, when I wer' a lad!
Gawd bless ya, tell him you can teach a old dog new tricks
What? Like how to lick someone else's nuts?Gawd bless ya, tell him you can teach a old dog new tricks
You sick bastard...
Great Dane Al?
What Al is Danish
He is. About 4 months old and growing fast.
Beat me to it.What Al is Danish
I was going to say ‘no, I’m English’ translated into Danishspeak.
Are you a Pole Vaulter?
No, I'm a German, how did you know my name was Vaulter?
No, I'm a German, how did you know my name was Vaulter?
Thought so, I had two, a fawn dog and a blue bitch, great dogs and lazier than many people think.
Our first Great Dane. I’ve wanted one for years.
For a puppy he is pretty laid back, has a mad half hour or so now and then, but nothing like other puppies we’ve had. (Springer, GSD etc).