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I read “the dog is wearing…” then my mind took over and thought you were going to write ”…the exact same dog collar my missus drags me around pornicom* do's with..”

I don’t know if Pornicom is a thing, but it ought to be.

Shalom.
Just Googled it as I haven't heard of it either, but it is a thing 😮
www.pornicom.com

That's Wayne busy for a while 🤷‍♂️
 
I read “the dog is wearing…” then my mind took over and thought you were going to write ”…the exact same dog collar my missus drags me around pornicom* do's with..”

I don’t know if Pornicom is a thing, but it ought to be.

Shalom.
To be fair since I'm more than 3 times the mass of my wife, she couldn't drag me anywhere.
 
Just Googled it as I haven't heard of it either, but it is a thing 😮
www.pornicom.com

That's Wayne busy for a while 🤷‍♂️
Years ago, I emailed a pretend hyperlink to a friend (w . w . w . teensforcash.com/[name] ) and said her daughter, [name], was on the site. She emailed back to say she didn't get it, it's not her daughter.

Who the fack knew there was an actual teensforcash site and that the pretend link I sent her actually worked? FFS.
 
Years ago, I emailed a pretend hyperlink to a friend (w . w . w . teensforcash.com/[name] ) and said her daughter, [name], was on the site. She emailed back to say she didn't get it, it's not her daughter.

Who the fack knew there was an actual teensforcash site and that the pretend link I sent her actually worked? FFS.

Yeah yeah…
 
Years ago, I emailed a pretend hyperlink to a friend (w . w . w . teensforcash.com/[name] ) and said her daughter, [name], was on the site. She emailed back to say she didn't get it, it's not her daughter.

Who the fack knew there was an actual teensforcash site and that the pretend link I sent her actually worked? FFS.
I was aware of such a site... and others....
 
He would, but not by his neck

I used to know someone whose friend had a tube through his scrotum , through which his wife put a dog lead and led him around fetishcom, or some such jamboree.
He also knew someone who used to go to the local brothel and pay them to put 18 drawing pins into his scrotum, had to be 18 for some reason.
It takes all sorts, it’d be boring if we all liked the exact same thing as each other.
 
I used to know someone whose friend had a tube through his scrotum , through which his wife put a dog lead and led him around fetishcom, or some such jamboree.
He also knew someone who used to go to the local brothel and pay them to put 18 drawing pins into his scrotum, had to be 18 for some reason.
It takes all sorts, it’d be boring if we all liked the exact same thing as each other.
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If I was applying lippy, I’d make more of a pronounced cupids bow, but I have a ‘tache to cover up a scar (and a beard to cover up a multitude of chins), so it’d be lost on me.

Toby Foster is a bit of a celebrity around here, been sacked from Radio Sheffield a multitude of times, does the voice on Bangers and Cash and was the drummer in the band on Phoenix Nights.
 
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