Having budgies and a gerbil will be fun, they said!
You'll love it, they said!
I was sat in the chair with Mr Hibs and the gerbil just now. Hibs was trying to use my phone, as he is right now, apologies for any typos.
Hibs started biting my finger meanwhile Splinter started biting my ear. I got gerbil away from my ear but he got too close to Hibs who then performed a flying rugby tackle which knocked Splinter out of the chair. Cue running around to recapture the gerbil.
I sat down having re-homed Splinter and Eeyore, the other budgie landed next to my head and started screaming, full volume into my ear. The chocobo then flew next to me to work out what was happening. That was scary, Chocobo is very unpredictable.
I chatted to Eeyore to calm him down, which was successful until jealous Hibs performed a flying rugby tackle on Eeyore. Thug.
It's taken twenty minutes to type this because Hibs keeps wrestling control of my phone from me.
Why do I have insane animals? It can't purely be because the other half chose all of them, can it?