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No, that's @PerryL ! I'm a happy old bastard...
AnonymousUser1
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Not miserable.
Just a bitter old fecker!!! I am still mega, mega peed off that I lost my driving license, paid to get it back, put in expense claim after expense claim, and finally got the insurance company to admit liability. Then travelled all the way to London for a meeting in my barrister's chambers to agree a settlement (incurring yet more costs) only to receive a BIG, FAT NOTHIING!
The only thing that keeps me happy is that my barrister and solicitor wouldn't of got paid yet, either - not that they seem to care!
The good news is that I 've booked another film on Thursday, so that's one in the afternoon, and then one in the evening. So, I will vote in the morning and then watch films for the rest of the day! I am going to vote Labour, as the guy is local and looks set to beat our Tory bitch (who is nowhere near local) If the polls turn out to be wrong and this seat stays Conservative, then that's me done with voting. I just won't waste my time with it again!
My girlfriend invited me to her house where I found her sister alone. So I sat there waiting for my girlfriend while her unbelievable sexy sister was sitting next to me. A few moments later she whispered to me 'we should have sex while my sister isn't home. I immediately got up and turned around to head back to my car. I found my girlfriend standing by the door, she hugged me and said 'you've won my trust'.Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in your car ...
