Pictures say the funniest things - open this thread with caution!
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Fucking number's dead...
You may need some of this:
www.msschippers.co.uk
01258, by the way, is the area code for Blandford Forum in Dorset, where I'm from originally.
If there was a van driving round offering a cock polishing service I feel I would have noticed such an unusual enterprise. I strongly suspect photoshop jiggery-pokery
Dick polishing paste, 300 grams - 8802
Dick polishing paste is the material used to make things like hoof knives smooth and shiny.
www.msschippers.co.uk
01258, by the way, is the area code for Blandford Forum in Dorset, where I'm from originally.
If there was a van driving round offering a cock polishing service I feel I would have noticed such an unusual enterprise. I strongly suspect photoshop jiggery-pokery
They've got the army camp down there so it possibly is a thing.You may need some of this:
Dick polishing paste, 300 grams - 8802
Dick polishing paste is the material used to make things like hoof knives smooth and shiny.
01258, by the way, is the area code for Blandford Forum in Dorset, where I'm from originally.
If there was a van driving round offering a cock polishing service I feel I would have noticed such an unusual enterprise. I strongly suspect photoshop jiggery-pokery
Hoof knife, chutney ferret, womb broom….so many euphamisms….You may need some of this:
Dick polishing paste, 300 grams - 8802
Dick polishing paste is the material used to make things like hoof knives smooth and shiny.
01258, by the way, is the area code for Blandford Forum in Dorset, where I'm from originally.
If there was a van driving round offering a cock polishing service I feel I would have noticed such an unusual enterprise. I strongly suspect photoshop jiggery-pokery
AirCon
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Does it work on all horny objects? Asking for a friend obviouslyYou may need some of this:
Dick polishing paste, 300 grams - 8802
Dick polishing paste is the material used to make things like hoof knives smooth and shiny.
01258, by the way, is the area code for Blandford Forum in Dorset, where I'm from originally.
If there was a van driving round offering a cock polishing service I feel I would have noticed such an unusual enterprise. I strongly suspect photoshop jiggery-pokery
