WEDNESDAY -Part II
Whiskey & Bikes, what’s not to like?
From the Giant’s Causeway we headed south to Bushmills, (which is a town as well as a brand of Whiskey just in case anyone wasn’t aware of that) with the intent of taking a tour, and a taster, at the Bushmill’s distillery, Ireland’s oldest distillery. Alas, as seems to becoming the norm on this trip, it was closed

. Not because we were travelling out of season but because of Covid, yet one would have thought there was enough natural antiviral medicine in there to keep everyone safe. Obviously it’s open for production but just not for visitors.
Back into the car and carry on South to Ballymoney, Dunlop territory. We’re lucky and there’s a parking space right outside the Dunlop memorial garden, Mrs P elects to remain in the car and carry on with her crossword and Duolingo Italian (she’s on day 667 or so

and is now teaching Duolingo what to say rather than the other way round

). I trek off into the Robert Dunlop side of the garden.
If anyone isn’t aware of the Dunlop family then click
here but they are probably the most successful road racing family of all time, Joey, his younger brother Robert and Robert’s 2 sons, William & Michael.
The list of victories of Robert is impressive, and the man was tiny, assuming the statue is life size, he’d have come up to my chest and that’s it, shame I couldn’t get a photo of me standing next to the statue.
Through the victory arch that now links the two memorial gardens (iirc there was a small family dispute and the two gardens, whilst next to each other, weren’t linked, but that’s all settled now afaik)
and into the original Joey Dunlop memorial garden. Again, if the statue’s life size and I have no reason to think it’s not, the man was tiny.
Joey’s list of victories is more extensive than Robert’s and it’s amazing that these guys flew around the world to put themselves at risk by riding at insane speeds along normal roads lined with walls, trees and street furniture, with death but a wet leaf or a split second hesitation away. Sadly we all know they both met an untimely end doing what they loved and were very good at.
As I was mulling over the ability one must have to ride at such speeds on a normal road, not to mention the ability one must have to switch off to the ever present threat of total wipeout and death, my phone rings. I extract it from my pocket to see it’s my sister, oh oh. This can only mean one thing

. Sure enough the hospital have just called my sister to tell her out Dad is on his last legs and only has a couple of hours left

. Neither she nor I are in a position to get there, she’s in tears and so can’t get to her to give her a hug. We talk for a while and leave it that she’ll call me later with any further news but of course that news will only be one thing. Fuck it.
I could back to the car and tell Mrs P but that’s not going to change anything and right in front of me is Millsport Motorcycles, NI’s one and only Ducati dealership.
I may as well trot down there and have a look around, at least it will take my mind off things with something pleasurable.
Compared to the somewhat miserably barren showroom that is Ducati Rosso in Dublin this is a cornucopia of all things Ducati with the entire ground floor given over to Ducati and a few Suzukis upstairs. There must be over 50 Ducs in there on the showroom floor, mostly new but some used as well.
I do like the new Hyper 950SP and like the idea of owning one but realistically it’s not for me, I’m 60 now ffs.
Inside there’s a Superleggera, sold and awaiting collection,
one of 500 units worldwide and afaik >75,000€. It is a technological tour de force and, yes, those wings are mahoosive when seen in real life. Will this one actually get ridden? Who knows, most likely it will end up a garage queen I guess. Am I envious? No, it’s too radical a riding position for me these days.
Next to it is a very nice Pani V4R dressed in FullSix carbon. Now this one does get ridden, and ridden hard, judging by the state of the rear tyre

.
No, the bike is not registered and yes that tyre looks fairly new but the rubber is burnt and covered in marbles across its width so the bike has definitely been on a track as that can’t/won’t happen on normal roads. I guess it’s someone’s track day toy.
The rest of the showroom is full of the rest of the Ducati range with probably half the bikes there being Multistradas, it’s obvious what customers want and what sells.
Upstairs is the Suzuki bit and I think it’s kinda sad (or maybe a little bit funny) Suzuki have given in completely to the camo trouser brigade and their latest streetfighter type incarnation has a camo frame

.
Also, whilst upstairs they provide a viewing gallery of the workshop so you watch your bike being worked on if so desired. Unfortunately, I didn’t have my glasses on when I surreptitiously snapped this shot and didn’t realise the camera had focused on the wire within the glass rather than the scene downstairs. Still, it’s always good to have at least one photo in the
@Chizel - Founding Father class.
Time to return to Mrs P, tell her the sad news, and decide what we do, first a quick photo of Joey’s Bar.
Mrs P is understandably upset for me but what do we do? I can’t get to Heartlands Hospital in Birmingham where Dad is, if we cut the tour short and head home what does that achieve? I’d just sit at home moping about. There isn’t anything can be done that’ll help Dad so we decide to continue the tour.
We retrace our steps out of Ballymoney and head back up to the Coast road at Portrush and from their drive on to Portstewart and our night’s accomodation. Whilst on the road, just outside of Portstewart I notice what looks like an empty caravan park on the left, in as much as there are Tarmac roads through and around it and concrete hard standing and a fenced off exit to/from the main road. Then as my eyes go back to the road ahead I see the road is covered staggered markings, markings that are like 3 sides of a square with the open side facing us. I suddenly realise, blimey, this is the start/finish stretch for the NW200 and that ‘caravan Park’ is actually there pits area

. Of course the NW200 takes place here. Unfortunately, we’re over it and past it plus there’s a car behind us and it’s getting dark, too dark to stop and take shots. So I didn’t. Sorry. You can all make do with a scenic shot of Portrush harbour at sunset instead.
It’s now 5pm and we’re looking for our B&B in Portstewart when the phone goes again, just 80 mins after we last spoke. Yes, it’s my sister, sadly beating bad news. Dad has passed away. I find a place to pull over and have a chat with my sister and a cry and then move the conversation onto there practicalities off dealing with the aftermath. I know myself and by focusing on practical things it helps to take my mind off the emotional aspects of it, I’m shite at dealing with the emotional side of things. We finish our call, look at the map and realise I’ve missed the turning for the B&B by a country mile, hardly surprising really. We turn back find the B&B and check-in. At a time like this I fancy finishing off the bottle of Kraken I started last week when he was taken into hospital and I knew the path towards the end was being traversed. But, it’s at home, we’re here and in reality it’s not an answer, I’ve got to drive tomorrow and don’t want the evening and next day spoiled in drunken haze and the fog of a hangover. Normal service resumed, we go out, have a couple of drinks and then head off to Harry’s Shack, a beachside restaurant we’d heard a lot about on Portstewart Strand. Well, what can I say? The foods good, the place itself is done in a surf dude, rustic, stylée, but visiting it at night probably does not permit it to present its best side is the view.
The next day I thought I’d better go back and take some photos of the start/finish stretch of the NW200 as it would be remiss off me to have come all this way and not have them as memories, thus here you go.
and the ‘caravan park’
and then I thought of
@JAT 
. I know you had to cancel your IOM tour but there’s nowt to stop you coming here for the NW200. You’ll not get asked for a Covid Cert, you can enter NI with impunity and if you wanted to could easily carry on onto the Republic. It may not be the IOM but it’s a good alternative that permits you to keep to your beliefs.
Just for you JAT
The North West 200 is Ireland’s largest outdoor sporting event, attracting crowds in excess of 150,000 as well as the biggest names in the sport.
www.northwest200.org
