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Noobie said:
I don't know any married straight bloke who has more wardrobe space than his gf/wife. Most blokes I know and apart from work clothes, will have 2 pairs of jeans, 1 pair of smart trousers, 4 or 5 shirts, a couple of hoodies and thats it. If they have a large family and lots a relatives, they might have a suit for weddings and funerals.

The only gay man I know has more clothes than a versace store
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I have loads of shirts (for a bloke) probably 15. Most of them are 25 years old. They went onto storage when I moved to a small cottage on a farming estate. I was teetotal for five years and never went out. All I ever wore was clothes for working, shooting and tending the garden. And very happy I was too. When I moved up north and had to take all my worldly goods with me I dug out my old clothes again. Rather pleasingly, they all still fit. 😊
 
Noobie said:
I don't know any married straight bloke who has more wardrobe space than his gf/wife. Most blokes I know and apart from work clothes, will have 2 pairs of jeans, 1 pair of smart trousers, 4 or 5 shirts, a couple of hoodies and thats it. If they have a large family and lots a relatives, they might have a suit for weddings and funerals.

The only gay man I know has more clothes than a versace store
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So…you’ve seen this gay blokes wardrobe then eh 👀🤔
 
Dox said:
I’m not buying that for a second 😁
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The dude had these for footwear

Crocs Classic Rainbow Dye Clog Pride ...
 
The skitz said:
Gays don't wear crocs.... its the people who lament crocs in public while holding a deep seated hidden love for crocs and bmw GGs you need to worry about 👀👀
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Fortunately we don't have any GS enthusiasts in our village. There is a bloke with a BMW 650 single thingie, but he isn't gay, he's Scotchish which isn't quite as bad.
Mind you, he does vote Lib Dem... :unsure:
Perhaps he just helps the gays out when they're busy.
 
Our neighbours got a Ducati (not seen but think an old sports bike) & a Vespa.

I’ve not seen him yet (he also has a grey transit). He might be on here so prob best not to ask if he wears crocs? Maybe we should start a neighbours thread
 
Noobie said:
I bet most blokes looked at that and come away with the thought, "look how many garages it's got"
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I rather have the best of the cottages, the grounds and the outbuildings and move the castle somewhere else. Flog it to some rich Merkin perhaps and let him dismantle it and ship it out to Californ-aye-a.
 
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