What have you done on your bike today?

My cheap £10 headset device thingy came today so I could pair it to the Africa Twin for apple car play to work. Now I don't need it anymore as there is an override now it's been paired once.
What an arse having to do this, evidently all manufacturers do the same 🤷‍♂️
Why do you have to pair to the bike and not the phone?
 
Just had a pootle out on the Afrika and filled it up for the second time. Got 300 miles from the first tank full while running it in with 45 miles range left. which is nice.

Back home now for some parcels being delivered, one of which will carry my phone on the bars so later today I can give my apple car play a test 🥳
 
Just had a pootle out on the Afrika and filled it up for the second time. Got 300 miles from the first tank full while running it in with 45 miles range left. which is nice.

Back home now for some parcels being delivered, one of which will carry my phone on the bars so later today I can give my apple car play a test 🥳
Why would you take a poodle out for a bike ride? Are you mennel?
 
Can't you write to Waitrose and ask them to have a branch that is closer?
Are you in your kitchen again with your oven mits on shouting vroom vroom while astride your imaginary GS all the while being sat on your kitchen roll holder 🤔
 
You dirty bastard


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Just had a pootle out on the Afrika and filled it up for the second time. Got 300 miles from the first tank full while running it in with 45 miles range left. which is nice.

Back home now for some parcels being delivered, one of which will carry my phone on the bars so later today I can give my apple car play a test 🥳
300 miles ?!

How many laps of the kitchen was that ???!!!
 
Today i have got back for an evening ride and some shopping, on the way back some Guinness in a pickup truck pulls out in front of me!!:mad: Overtook the Guinness and and he starts beeping his gay horn at me so i gave him the usual wanker hand gesture so he started to drive right up my arse!! I thought he was gonna ram me. It's times like this i wish i had front and rear cameras, i would of had some great footage of the incident.:rolleyes:
Not got the money to get one at the moment but when i get a few good sales on ebay this is the first thing i'm getting, anyway went into Tesco for some stuff then when i walked to the bike i've broken another number plate ffs, i must of hit his gay pickup.:ROFLMAO:
It was worth it just to piss the Guinness off and maybe think twice about driving like a Guinness but i aint gonna hold my breath!!🤷‍♂️
 
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