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What have you done on your bike today?
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Gotta be careful with fukkers like that...especially with your record.Today i have got back for an evening ride and some shopping, on the way back some Guinness in a pickup truck pulls out in front of me!!Overtook the Guinness and and he starts beeping his gay horn at me so i gave him the usual wanker hand gesture so he started to drive right up my arse!! I thought he was gonna ram me. It's times like this i wish i had front and rear cameras, i would of had some great footage of the incident.
Not got the money to get one at the moment but when i get a few good sales on ebay this is the first thing i'm getting, anyway went into Tesco for some stuff then when i walked to the bike i've broken another number plate ffs, i must of hit his gay pickup.
It was worth it just to piss the Guinness off and maybe think twice about driving like a Guinness but i aint gonna hold my breath!!
You hush your mouth!!!!@WAYNE have you ever considered the cause of the issue (Guinness drivers) might be you? Just a thought.
Yeah, Paul! Shush!
Don't you go making Wayne come over there on the ferry, only to have the bastard sink in the middle of the Irish Sea.
Ride around Southampton for the day and see how many people just pull out in front of you mainly when there is fuck all behind you!! After that you will change your tune believe me, it is beyond a joke!!@WAYNE have you ever considered the cause of the issue (Guinness drivers) might be you? Just a thought.
Then there is the drivers that don't indicate, the amount of near missis i've seen at roundabouts is insane!! There is a huge ques at roundabouts because nobody knows were there going, the classic indicating right then going left is top of the tree here!! The other day i nearly had a wipe out by some tart in a land rover with one hand on the wheel and a mobile in her other with no intention of stopping for me!! Driving standards are a joke believe me, people just do what they want, oh yeah then there are the ones that park anywhere mainly pavements so if you are a women with a child in a buggy there fucked, i spent a month in a wheel chair and Guinnesss parking on pavements is a fucking nightmare!! Come over and give it a try!!
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@WAYNE have you ever considered the cause of the issue (Guinness drivers) might be you? Just a thought.
Ride around Southampton for the day and see how many people just pull out in front of you mainly when there is fuck all behind you!! After that you will change your tune believe me, it is beyond a joke!!
Are these all driven by your ex?
I'm sure we all agree with you regarding driving standards BUT when you're on a bike you have to let your frustration go, you are too vulnerable to get caught up in argy bargy with other vehicles. As you well know. Chill man!Ride around Southampton for the day and see how many people just pull out in front of you mainly when there is fuck all behind you!! After that you will change your tune believe me, it is beyond a joke!!
A Denali Sound Bomb may help.
I try too but it's all day every fucking day, they know there doing it and that's what pissis me off more than anything. The sheer arrogance and selfishness of these fuckers is off the charts!! I might start carrying a fucking metal bar in my jacket!!
You've already got metal bars in your arms!
Forgot about that
if i manage to hit anything on my arms it fucking hurts like fuck!!
Thank's @West Cork Paul i knew you would give me a drama queen!!
So, @WAYNE , you see them at the junction ahead, you know there’s every probability they haven’t seen you, you know they’re going to pull out in front of you, yet you ride on regardless just so you can give them the finger when they do exactly what you knew they were going to do? Hmmmm 
there’s something wrong there.
Think about the incident with the pick-up truck, or whatever it was, the other day. The one who followed you and got too close. You mentioned your number plate was broken afterwards. Did it ever occur to you you may have got a bit too close to him when filtering or overtaking him or whatever you were doing and you actually made contact with his vehicle? Would you not be angry if someone did that to you? Was that all his fault or were you also to blame?
Just a thought or two.
there’s something wrong there. Think about the incident with the pick-up truck, or whatever it was, the other day. The one who followed you and got too close. You mentioned your number plate was broken afterwards. Did it ever occur to you you may have got a bit too close to him when filtering or overtaking him or whatever you were doing and you actually made contact with his vehicle? Would you not be angry if someone did that to you? Was that all his fault or were you also to blame?
Just a thought or two.
Yeah it did hit his gay pickup and hope it damaged his gay truck and so what, i don't care, it's called action and reaction or karma so fuck him, stop pulling out infront of people. I see it happening to car drivers with cars just pulling out infront of them, i see it every day i'm out, it's a fucking cancer and it's getting worse in time!!So, @WAYNE , you see them at the junction ahead, you know there’s every probability they haven’t seen you, you know they’re going to pull out in front of you, yet you ride on regardless just so you can give them the finger when they do exactly what you knew they were going to do? Hmmmm
Think about the incident with the pick-up truck, or whatever it was, the other day. The one who followed you and got too close. You mentioned your number plate was broken afterwards. Did it ever occur to you you may have got a bit too close to him when filtering or overtaking him or whatever you were doing and you actually made contact with his vehicle? Would you not be angry if someone did that to you? Was that all his fault or were you also to blame?
Just a thought or two.
The Guinness was probably a fucking gay mobile hairdresser.
What about macrame? Thats suposed to be relaxing.. chanel ya chi an all that. Origami?Yeah it did hit his gay pickup and hope it damaged his gay truck and so what, i don't care, it's called action and reaction or karma so fuck him, stop pulling out infront of people. I see it happening to car drivers with cars just pulling out infront of them, i see it every day i'm out, it's a fucking cancer and it's getting worse in time!!
The Guinness was probably a fucking gay mobile hairdresser.
And therein lies your problem?Yeah it did hit his gay pickup and hope it damaged his gay truck and so what, i don't care, it's called action and reaction or karma so fuck him, stop pulling out infront of people. I see it happening to car drivers with cars just pulling out infront of them, i see it every day i'm out, it's a fucking cancer and it's getting worse in time!!
The Guinness was probably a fucking gay mobile hairdresser.
You’ve got to approach it with a completely different mentality.
Be more Zen like, less Mr Angry.
I need something, i don't mind people doing it once but when you reach 6/7/8 people doing it it wears a bit thin!!
I do try Paul believe me i do try, it's the Gozitan temper coming to the surface!!
It's my dad's fault.
Dude, have you ever played Grand Theft Auto? I have not but I watched my boys play it a lot.
The point is, in Grand Theft Auto, NPCs get in your way. They are programmed to. They throw themselves in your way, crash into you, delay you, fuck with your day. Getting angry with NPCs is a waste of time, it achieves nothing. There's no intelligence involved, it's just programming.
I have yet to see any evidence that so-called "reality" is not, in fact, a game of GTA.
Flower arranging!!!! Right up your street being a hippy!! Come to think of it, you pretty angry for a hippy...
He's an anti-hippy. The very antithesis of hippiness. A negative image of a hippy.
Put him in a room with an actual hippy, they will cancel each other out - total annihilation of physicality and vast amounts of hard radiation.
Cool as fuck, that would be.
It's rule 101 to getting in a proper bang .. all concentration and intelligence is overwhelmed with rage and its a clusterfuck .. not easy but your spot on
