You'll set him off again!
What have you done on your bike today?
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Yep!! same old bollox but i listened to @Loz with his treating them as npc's and it seemed to work so thank's loz!!Did anyone pull out in front of you today, or get irate as you clipped their car whilst filtering?
Today waking to shit weather waited a bit roads dried out so go for a ride to Salisbury, not been for a while.
I got about half way there and went into a BP garage for fuel, so as i was pulling in there is a strange noise.
Then the back end goes all over the place, get's off at the pump i've got a puncture, FUCK!!
Oh well i have a GRYYP puncture kit, so filled up and get on with fixing the puncture at the pump. Luckily the hole was on show and it's the same hole i fixed the last time with the GRYYP kit.
The Puncture Safe had gone all over the place as it shot out all over my rucksack/lid/exhaust/swingarm a right mess. Anyway i fixed it with a blast of the little gas canister that put enough air in to get me to the air pump (fucking £1.50 ffs) so put some more air in then i was on my way.
Decided to head for home via Tesco's. I've decided to get a plug kit as they seem a bit more heavy duty and some more GRYPP gas canisters as i've said before there is to much meat on the tyre to get a new one.
I got about half way there and went into a BP garage for fuel, so as i was pulling in there is a strange noise. Then the back end goes all over the place, get's off at the pump i've got a puncture, FUCK!!Oh well i have a GRYYP puncture kit, so filled up and get on with fixing the puncture at the pump. Luckily the hole was on show and it's the same hole i fixed the last time with the GRYYP kit.
The Puncture Safe had gone all over the place as it shot out all over my rucksack/lid/exhaust/swingarm a right mess. Anyway i fixed it with a blast of the little gas canister that put enough air in to get me to the air pump (fucking £1.50 ffs) so put some more air in then i was on my way.
Decided to head for home via Tesco's. I've decided to get a plug kit as they seem a bit more heavy duty and some more GRYPP gas canisters as i've said before there is to much meat on the tyre to get a new one.
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What are you confused about @Loz ?Today waking to shit weather waited a bit roads dried out so go for a ride to Salisbury, not been for a while.
Oh well i have a GRYPP puncture kit, so filled up and get on with fixing the puncture at the pump. Luckily the hole was on show and it's the same hole i fixed the last time with the GRYPP kit.
The Puncture Safe had gone all over the place as it shot out all over my rucksack/lid/exhaust/swingarm a right mess. Anyway i fixed it with a blast of the little gas canister that put enough air in to get me to the air pump (fucking £1.50 ffs) so put some more air in then i was on my way.
Today waking to shit weather waited a bit roads dried out so go for a ride to Salisbury, not been for a while.
Oh well i have a GRYYP puncture kit, so filled up and get on with fixing the puncture at the pump. Luckily the hole was on show and it's the same hole i fixed the last time with the GRYYP kit.
The Puncture Safe had gone all over the place as it shot out all over my rucksack/lid/exhaust/swingarm a right mess. Anyway i fixed it with a blast of the little gas canister that put enough air in to get me to the air pump (fucking £1.50 ffs) so put some more air in then i was on my way.
I was checking repair kits out - these Pitstop mushroom plugs look good......
How you have gone through life without once being targeted by a Maverick AGM-65 missile?
Or have you?
I like the mushroom plug one, if i didn't have the GRYYP one with me i would of been fucked!!
You need to leave those mushrooms alone. Last time you had some you bought a bimota push me pull you thingy
…still taking them now, to be able to look at that thing and try to make some sense of it…
Well I thought at least you liked my Africa Twin but them remembered you have zero taste in motorcycles and what you meant was something totally different........ you weirdo
As theres no full system from Arrow anymore for my z1000 (well not that i could find on their site) i even emailed them and got some pissy italian telling me he couldnt be bothered....i found a second hand system for 130 quid so have to get it welded up to suit my needs....extra bracket on the mid section so i can bolt it up underneath the bike without needing a bracket round the tail pipe to the hanger...this one has a spring hook ground off so need that welding back on also....once i get it back its off to cerakoting then ill fit it in a couple of weeks...then get my system thats on there removed and recoated...then ive got a spare full system ready to go....on a not so biking front been in the garden, finished our greenhouse - very naievley went to the garden centre thinking a greenhouse would cost a few hundred quid....more like 5 - 8k - fuck that...so weve been building one out of old bricks, reclaimed wood, sheet plastic (last piece we found was round the back of tesco's behind the old clothes bins) had to buy the roof though....few sheets of corrugated plastic....so thats finally finished....spend the day today reseating slabs that had come loose in the firepit...
My Brickwork is pretty shit but in my defence i was working with about 5 different sizes...some from the mother in laws garden wall over the road, some we had lying around, and some from an old house out by the airport, they knocked a wall down and were giving the bricks away...not great but it does the job...should be able to grow some decent veg now...
My Brickwork is pretty shit but in my defence i was working with about 5 different sizes...some from the mother in laws garden wall over the road, some we had lying around, and some from an old house out by the airport, they knocked a wall down and were giving the bricks away...not great but it does the job...should be able to grow some decent veg now...
More pics from the Exi wank bankWell I thought at least you liked my Africa Twin but them remembered you have zero taste in motorcycles and what you meant was something totally different........ you weirdo
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Your tie is too short, by the way
More pics from the Exi wank bank
Your tie is too short, by the way
You're weird and I've just found out why............
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I was thinking that myself - and people laugh at my shed roofHave you thought about setting up a building company with WCP
Yes it was a Spitfire.
A regular milk run then...
And a newspaper!!
and yes the panic in my eyes is the thought of someone seeing me take a selfie becase the boss said so 
That's why I took the foto .. it sounds like porn on startupHave a safe trip buddy!
Aww...matching togs...sweet
That looks like the TWR XJS that was on Harry's Garage
.matching jackets ?? She took my mesh jacket i just bought and refused to look for one for herself so I had to rebuy the jacket I only bought she owns the boobies so she tends to get her way 
