I do miss that bike, best bike i've ever had. Just over two and a half thousand miles on it when i bought it and died with well over seventy two thousand miles on it.What were two deers doing on the back of your 900ie
What have you done on your bike today?
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The Wayne Rooney years!What were two deers doing on the back of your 900ie
Did you get a signed book from herJust got back from the weekend at the Adventure Bke Rider festival.
Far too much alcohol was cunsumed.
Managed to get a new Cardo Packtalk Edge. Saw Itchy Boots and burnt myself something rotten in a real heawave.
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Did you get a signed book from her
I didn't watch her, couldn't get in the tent, and I wanted a cider. It was red hot.
Both of which you wank over pictures of several times a dayThe pictures in real world land show the 1300gs is bearable looking bike but the adventure model, effin eck, that's right up there with a bimota as mother effin ugly
You are one weird wankernoobledoodle - only one level off WayneYou're obsessed by wanking. Stop visiting that eastern european girls for for grey wibbly wobbly yorkshire men site. It'll effect your eyesight, bimota and the 50 shades of grey sofa proof of the impact
You are one weird wankernoobledoodle - only one level off Wayne
Hard to tell what body part that is? Were you wearing fingerless gloves?
Went to the Portsoy boat festival today with Mrs Hell, we were going to take the pansexual but Mrs Hell did something to her neck yesterday so we took the car.
Got a free dram from the sponsor - Glenglassaugh distillery, which was nice. We then went to the Portknockie fish and chip shop for a slap up meal (in the car) after admiring the 'bow fiddle rock'
Got a free dram from the sponsor - Glenglassaugh distillery, which was nice. We then went to the Portknockie fish and chip shop for a slap up meal (in the car) after admiring the 'bow fiddle rock'
Barry, you didn't happen to hear someone practising the pipes at Portknockie harbour or see the dolphin pod?
The Portsoy pipe band were in full blow at the festival, so Portknockie practice may have been cancelled this weekend
didn't attempt dolphin watching as it's kind of normal round here and the chips were ready 
Yer pager went off?and the chips were ready
Kind of, they are well popular so you can order on the phone frim 2pm and they open at 4:30,so our slot was 4:45Yer pager went off?
Aye, last time there, it was really busy so they were dishing out the pagers, was quite a wait too, but worth it, lovely bit o'fishKind of, they are well popular so you can order on the phone frim 2pm and they open at 4:30,so our slot was 4:45
I went for the pop pop chicken, well worth it next time you are thereAye, last time there, it was really busy so they were dishing out the pagers, was quite a wait too, but worth it, lovely bit o'fish
Today i went for a spin on the Enfield after tightening the headlight screw again, i have now gone over the top with thread locker!! After my ride i checked the screw and it ain't going anywhere. 
I nearly rear ended a car on the way home, a women in a people carrier thing slammed her brakes on around a corner, she braked for a Guinness on a push bike. Now the brakes on the Enfield are crap but i managed to stop in time and just touched my left indicator on the right of her car. She didn't seem bothered, not surprised as it was a heap of junk.
I nearly rear ended a car on the way home, a women in a people carrier thing slammed her brakes on around a corner, she braked for a Guinness on a push bike. Now the brakes on the Enfield are crap but i managed to stop in time and just touched my left indicator on the right of her car. She didn't seem bothered, not surprised as it was a heap of junk.
I bet she's just posted on mumsnet about a Guinness of a hippy biker taking her from behindToday i went for a spin on the Enfield after tightening the headlight screw again, i have now gone over the top with thread locker!! After my ride i checked the screw and it ain't going anywhere.
Today i went for a spin on the Enfield after tightening the headlight screw again, i have now gone over the top with thread locker!! After my ride i checked the screw and it ain't going anywhere.
Are you using red or blue thread lock?
Blue.
Try putting a rubber band around the main rim on the headlight. It will act as a gripper and seal as you put the glass part on. red is the stronger of the two
Lets be honest, it's not worth fixing properly. Just filling it up with petrol doubles it's value
Lets be honest, it's not worth fixing properly. Just filling it up with petrol doubles it's value
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I agree it's not worth the faf but the screw is well in there and aint going nowhere. It does what i want, a bike i don't need to be cleaning every 5 minutes and can ride it in the winter months. It's great on fuel unlike the 996 that drinks like a fish, 85mpg with the injection and to be honest putting the carb on it probably lowers mpg but not by much.Try putting a rubber band around the main rim on the headlight. It will act as a gripper and seal as you put the glass part on. red is the stronger of the two
Lets be honest, it's not worth fixing properly. Just filling it up with petrol doubles it's value
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And when the bulb bows he can just get the hammer outTry putting a rubber band around the main rim on the headlight. It will act as a gripper and seal as you put the glass part on. red is the stronger of the two
Lets be honest, it's not worth fixing properly. Just filling it up with petrol doubles it's value
You now have a lot of catching up to do