^ I've just realised why you're not at work! Every day is a work day on the farm however I did take some time out to have a swim in the sea yesterday.
What have you done on your bike today?
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Today I visited my friend in hospital and not in a good way. I then went to have a ride out but got taken out by a women in a car. I'm now in hospital and have just found out I've broken my pelvis again and my back. Wtf do you have to do too get a break?
Jeez Wayne…WTF? I’m sorry ti hear that - how bad is your back dude?
Fuck dude im very sorry to hear that ... look after yourself pal
Omg is the car ok after hitting that boat anchor sorry royal enfield
Fingers crossed you mend quickly
Can’t believe it ffs !
You have no luck at all. Hopefully they get you sorted out well and quickly
In the meantime enjoy the pain meds
That's gunna fuck ya Hobbie right up for a bit!!
You need an urgent plan to take out the Universe because the Universe is sure as shit obsessed with taking you out.
JFC!
Sorry to hear the bad news but suggest you insist on a copy of the nurse scene from The Singing Detective
Joanne Walley, good for what ails ya!
FFS Wayne, we are talking about Joanne Whalley now. You numpty.
Mate I know we joke but your bad luck is off the scale.
Gws pal.
Ps the tube down the japs eye isn’t too bad once it’s done as it negates having to try and move around in pain. Hopefully you got a fit nurse to fit it as I got an Asian doctor but knowing your luck Nora Batty did it.
Gws pal.
Ps the tube down the japs eye isn’t too bad once it’s done as it negates having to try and move around in pain. Hopefully you got a fit nurse to fit it as I got an Asian doctor but knowing your luck Nora Batty did it.
I’ve just seen there’s a Facebook group for people that have knocked Wayne off his bikes
GWS dude - any chance of them replacing your arm with a bionic one
I wish!!GWS dude - any chance of them replacing your arm with a bionic one
He'd tear his cock off!GWS dude - any chance of them replacing your arm with a bionic one
Are they sure this plate was bent in the crash ?? Could any other of your activities have caused it at home ?? Or maybe even the garage
Maybe then he would be able to concentrate on riding without crashing
but not a spaz wagon like your last pic 
Ffs Wayne , no more of this please, you have had enough accidents now , you need to ride very loud ducatis only from now on, get better soon
The standard of driving in this country has gone from one of the best in the world to something on a par with India.
Were you ambulanced into hospital? Or did you ride in?
Keep your chin up. You're one tough cookie, they'll have to try harder than that to get rid of you.
All the best mate.
Were you ambulanced into hospital? Or did you ride in?
Keep your chin up. You're one tough cookie, they'll have to try harder than that to get rid of you.
All the best mate.
We are part of the great Indian empire nowadays
