What have you done on your bike today?

[Chizel - Founding Father]

I reckon loads of us do, it can`t be just you and me.

I wonder if when @Exige is doing laps of the kitchen he thinks random stuff or more pratical thoughts like 'that toaster needs a clean" or " why is the dishwasher door ajar?"...

 

[Exige]

I wonder if when @Exige is doing laps of the kitchen he thinks random stuff or more pratical thoughts like 'that toaster needs a clean" or " why is the dishwasher do ajar?"...

You have me mixed up with that Noobie Kitchen GS fetish fella you silly little twerp

 

[Hugo Magnus]

Everbody that rides does it mainly when your out on some nice countryside rides. It's a thing i tells ya!!

It happens on tractors too! You are driving hour after hour, up and down the field so you stat=rt singing or making up poetry or talking to the wildlife, allegedly.

 

[Dox]

I don`t know about the rest of you but usually when I`m riding a steady stream of semi conscious gibberish goes through my mind, sometimes I`ll say things out loud, sometimes just to myself. Anyway, on today`s ride I noticed the drivel was in a fairly strong Northern Irish accent . So it was. Butter & Rosti Potatoes were particularly good in that accent, have ago if you don`t believe me. That got me thinking about having runny fried eggs on rosti fried in butter. Fried eggs doesn`t sound anywhere near as good though so I`ve ruled that out for today.
Please feel free to list any other words that work well in an N. I. accent or any other for that matter preferably in time for my next ride in about 2 hours.

TIA.

Try 'continuity' - you're welcome. Course, you're going to have to construct a sentence around it

 

[Noobie]

Guy Martin gave that as a reason for eventually giving up the racing

 

[Dukesox]

Try 'continuity' - you're welcome. Course, you're going to have to construct a sentence around it

Superb !
Channel your inner Ian Paisley and have a go at " You try to construct a sentence around continuity " Brilliant.

 

[Unhinged]

Im glad i read this, its good to hear im not the only one that talks complete bollocks to myself when riding!!
Sometimes when i stop riding i do a recap of the conversation ive had with myself and wonder what the fuck is wrong with me.

 

[Chizel - Founding Father]

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My bridget is often asking me what is so funny .. obviously we cant tell her.

 

[NoGutsNoGlory]

I don`t know about the rest of you but usually when I`m riding a steady stream of semi conscious gibberish goes through my mind, sometimes I`ll say things out loud, sometimes just to myself. Anyway, on today`s ride I noticed the drivel was in a fairly strong Northern Irish accent . So it was. Butter & Rosti Potatoes were particularly good in that accent, have ago if you don`t believe me. That got me thinking about having runny fried eggs on rosti fried in butter. Fried eggs doesn`t sound anywhere near as good though so I`ve ruled that out for today.
Please feel free to list any other words that work well in an N. I. accent or any other for that matter preferably in time for my next ride in about 2 hours.

TIA.

Semtex.

 

[SHarper]

Superb !
Channel your inner Ian Paisley and have a go at " You try to construct a sentence around continuity " Brilliant.

Apparently the Queen did an amazing Ian Paisley impression.

When I try to do Irish (never out loud) it sounds like the actor that isn’t Gerry Adams.

 

[The skitz]

Superb !
Channel your inner Ian Paisley and have a go at " You try to construct a sentence around continuity " Brilliant.

Try a paisley accent with "situation "

 

[Chizel - Founding Father]

Try a paisley accent with "situation "

Infatuation Guinness... thats the answer to how woild you like your won tons cooked...

 

[DucatiStu]

Try saying “power shower”

 

[Hugo Magnus]

par shar

 

[Loz]

par shar

I KNEW it!

 

[Barry Hell]

Ian Paisley's phone number was 'Ulster 1690' apparently - try shouting it

 

[Hugo Magnus]

The Battle of the Boyne.

 

[Exige]

My cheap £10 headset device thingy came today so I could pair it to the Africa Twin for apple car play to work. Now I don't need it anymore as there is an override now it's been paired once.
What an arse having to do this, evidently all manufacturers do the same

 

[Loz]

My cheap £10 headset device thingy came today so I could pair it to the Africa Twin for apple car play to work. Now I don't need it anymore as there is an override now it's been paired once.
What an arse having to do this, evidently all manufacturers do the same

Mother.

Fucking.

Apple.

 

[Dox]

Got your vest yet?

 

[Exige]

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Got your vest yet?

Loz has had that for years

 

[Loz]

Loz has had that for years

I've got a fluorescent fire-team vest one but it says "Fire" on it.

Are you perhaps thinking of one of your imaginary friends?

 

[Exige]

I've got a fluorescent fire-team vest one but it says "Fire" on it.

Are you perhaps thinking of one of your imaginary friends?

No my fiend - twas you.....

 

[Loz]

No my fiend - twas you.....

So a real friend but an imaginary jacket. Right-o!

 

[Exige]

So a real friend but an imaginary jacket. Right-o!

Fiend

 

[Loz]

Fiend

Best friend.

 

[Exige]

Best friend.

Thanks

 

[Loz]

Thanks

No trouble. It's not like you're a very demanding friend

 

[Exige]

No trouble. It's not like you're a very demanding friend

Generous though

 

[Loz]

Generous though

Not with the discounts, though. But that's a small niggle compared to the advantages.