What the feck have you done today?

[Barry Hell]

Does he have to wear a fez?

Ah ha ha

 

[Dox]

Ah ha ha

 

[BobTheBounder]

I scub my cuts with a nail brush like a man.

ya pussy, I wire brush and dettol

 

[Noobie]

I thought you used a chainsaw to floss ya teef Bob?

 

[BobTheBounder]

I thought you used a chainsaw to floss ya teef Bob?

Nay lad I tek em oot and wire brush and dettol, dettol the greatest invention ever

 

[WAYNE]

My sons new baby girl, i am so happy for them both!!

 

[JAT]

My sons new baby girl, i am so happy for them both!!
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She’s beautiful, nice one Wayne.

 

[Exige]

My sons new baby girl, i am so happy for them both!!
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Looks normal, must skip 2 generations!

 

[WAYNE]

Looks normal, must skip 2 generations!

Wanker!!

 

[WAYNE]

Wanker!!

 

[WAYNE]

She’s beautiful, nice one Wayne.

How are things going now?

 

[JAT]

How are things going now?

I’m good, more to the point how are you?

 

[Noobie]

My sons new baby girl, i am so happy for them both!!
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I bet she's thinking, ffs don't let Wayne take me out in a pram. They'll be a pile up.

 

[WAYNE]

I’m good, more to the point how are you?

I'm ok, i just have to deal with this fucking fly i saved and now it will not leave me alone!!

 

[Hugo Magnus]

Congratulations Wayne It's a great feeling, becoming a grandparent.

Don't forget to buy her a hammer for Christmas so that she can help you in the garage.

 

[Daughterofdesmo]

My dad use to splash iodine on our cuts like it was holy water.

TCP was the go to with dad or if he didn’t have any then a bit of 2 stroke petrol as he said it cleaned and smelled nice

 

[Daughterofdesmo]

Ah ha ha

Does he walk like an
Egyptian? sorry I couldn’t help myself

 

[Daughterofdesmo]

If she takes after wayne then the scooter be looking like this soon sorry wayne cheap
Shot I know xx

 

[BobTheBounder]

Does he walk like an
Egyptian? sorry I couldn’t help myself

 

[Daughterofdesmo]

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Isn’t one of the bangles now a man? I remember dad rattling on about it cos he fancied the lead singer.. A lot xx

 

[BobTheBounder]

Isn’t one of the bangles now a man? I remember dad rattling on about it cos he fancied the lead singer.. A lot xx

Aye lass, Susannah Hoffs, absolute epitome of womaness

 

[Dox]

Isn’t one of the bangles now a man? I remember dad rattling on about it cos he fancied the lead singer.. A lot xx

No - but might be a woman pretending she’s a man

 

[The skitz]

Isn’t one of the bangles now a man? I remember dad rattling on about it cos he fancied the lead singer.. A lot xx

FFS you had start dox off about the trans fookers ....

 

[WAYNE]

FFS you had start dox off about the trans fookers ....

You forgot too!!

 

[Twinlover]

Isn’t one of the bangles now a man? I remember dad rattling on about it cos he fancied the lead singer.. A lot xx

Your Dad was obviously a man of fantastic taste!

As am I

 

[WAYNE]

If she takes after wayne then the scooter be looking like this soon sorry wayne cheap
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I knew you would go with the flow of humour, the best thread ever on here was @wroughtironron i need a new vacum cleaner thread!! I hope someone can dig it up as i can't find it.

 

[NoGutsNoGlory]

I knew you would go with the flow of humour, the best thread ever on here was @wroughtironron i need a new vacum cleaner thread!! I hope someone can dig it up as i can't find it.

It’s been swept under the carpet.

 

[WAYNE]

It’s been swept under the carpet.

There is always one!!

 

[Exige]

I knew you would go with the flow of humour, the best thread ever on here was @wroughtironron i need a new vacum cleaner thread!! I hope someone can dig it up as i can't find it.

You have a strange sense of humour but here it is...

Thread 'Wife wants a new Vacuum Cleaner'

Jul 18, 2021

We've had numerous Dysons over the past thirty years, but they eventually expire from excessive use.

We have a dog which sheds hair like cherry blossom trees shed petals, and our main rooms are carpeted.

Currently got the Dyson Animal Ball but it's coughing like a heavy smoker, so what d'ya recommend ? - (needs to be an upright)

• wroughtironron
• Replies: 62
• Forum: Our Bikers Cafe

 

[wroughtironron]