I have lofty ambitions mate, and I require common sense which is low in quantity nowadays. I'd be one of the funnest (in my mind) millionaires...In 'merka you just buy a plane and do it
Chop chop, no time for questions
What the feck have you done today?
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You'd be surprised how quickly the sales people at B & Q try and assist you after ignoring you for the past 15 minutes, when you try to start a chainsaw.
Personally, I can't think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they're dead.
I saw a You-tube Video on tiling, and I thought "I can do that"
One of my car's tyres has developed a significant crack along the perimeter, which the MOT tester has spotted and put down as an "advisory", so it's going to have to be replaced at a significant cost of £270 (nearly as much as the car is worth). 
I'd love a big old luxury motor Ron I have always loved cars but its like everything ,there always seems to be something needing doing and its not easy here to find good mechanicsOne of my car's tyres has developed a significant crack along the perimeter, which the MOT tester has spotted and put down as an "advisory", so it's going to have to be replaced at a significant cost of £270 (nearly as much as the car is worth).
I'd love a big old luxury motor Ron I have always loved cars but its like everything ,there always seems to be something needing doing and its not easy here to find good mechanics
I wrote a poem about Holmfirth:-
“I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
Outside the Marmaris Turkish Grill.”
“I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
Outside the Marmaris Turkish Grill.”
Its got drumsticks for fround legs... is it a hybrid?
…would still outrun any human though…
As yet ive done nothing today. Ive still to get out of bed. Got loads to do . Been trying to get every thing in order before surgery tomorrow but its been fucken hard. Yesterday i had a big list of stuff to get done but mates kept turning up. One got dropped off at 9.30 am by his missus as she had had enough of him and he stayed untill 2 before some other mates took him to the pub.
Anyhu the up shot is ive fuck loads to get done. Today was supposed to be a chill out and an early night...
Anyhu the up shot is ive fuck loads to get done. Today was supposed to be a chill out and an early night...
Good luck tomorrow
Good luck dude, hope all goes well.
Good luck pal i hope it goes well and you recover super quick
Spotted Robert De Niro at the bus stop this afternoon
The thing with old cars is they are easy to fix yourself, I got an mot fail about 10 years ago and they quoted £2,000 to sort - cost me about £70 and an afternoon - wankersI'd love a big old luxury motor Ron I have always loved cars but its like everything ,there always seems to be something needing doing and its not easy here to find good mechanics
Bet ive got a better turnig circle.. been chased by a few cows and aint been tagged yet! Fortunately its never been on open ground as id imagine it would be a different story with nothing to hid behind.