What the feck have you done today?

[The skitz]

I have unsubscribed from Facebook today.

Not that I was actually subscribed, you understand. Turns out there are additional steps to be taken. Who knew?

I blame your watch

 

[The skitz]

Well you think you have

You used to be able to request they delete all your data but I think they stopped it a couple of years ago ?

 

[Exige]

My Rusky has just gone back on the train to her London gaff

 

[Loz]

I blame your watch

My watch tells me when I get AF and it also tells me to hire a coach who will improve my sleep. My watch does more for me than you ever did, Skitz.

You just bugger off now, unless you apologise to my watch.


Edit: I didn't type this. I think my watch did.