I feel that those challenges might be heavily leaning towards your strengths, it’s like having a Guinness drinking contest with Wayne, a money counting contest with aircon, a dusting/ polishing contest with Rob , a tassel ownership contest with exi, etc…….I’m not sure going private could effectuate a solution for her very specific problem, it’ll be reet, as we say around these parts…
I live in a bungalow if stairs are the problem.
If we are to enter into a contest, I challenge you to any of the following:-
scrabble,
squats,
navigating,
pushing/pulling heavy things, and last but by no means least;
making inappropriate jokes at inconvenient moments
you choose…
Maybe we should even it out a bit like who can write down the longest list of expletives in the Dutch language within let’s say a fair 5 minute timeframe