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What have you done on your bike today?
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Certainly have. Forgot to get chicken but I don't care as I am pretty sick of chicken. The roads were crowded though 
Had to buy fuel at the supermarket as my normal garage only had Full Retard Fuel for sale, having run out of E5 (presumably). Idjits.
Had to buy fuel at the supermarket as my normal garage only had Full Retard Fuel for sale, having run out of E5 (presumably). Idjits.
Today after nearly a week of this virus i had to do something, the main symptoms have gone but still feeling a bit crapy!! I went down to the garage to get the back wheel on the Enfield, what a fucking nightmare, been down there for well over an hour and it will not go on. I've put my shoulder and back out and it just won't go on, as i've said this bike is cursed and it just fights me all the time. Had enough so walked away and will have another go tomorrow if i still can't do it myself i'll ask my son to help me out!!
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Got to be worth a go :-Today after nearly a week of this virus i had to do something, the main symptoms have gone but still feeling a bit crapy!! I went down to the garage to get the back wheel on the Enfield on, what a fucking nightmare, been down there for well over an hour and it will not go on. I've put my shoulder and back out and it just won't go on, as i've said this bike is cursed and it just fights me all the time. Had enough so walked away and will have another go tomorrow if i still can't do it myself i'll ask my son to help me out!!
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Actually got out on the bike today / realised the fuel light was on so a quick diversion to get fuel then thought we’d cut through to Shrewton to get to Devizes but road was closed as A303 shut all weekend & traffic blocking all the local lanes . Got to Devizes to the annual Italian day in the square - not as busy as other years but a good turnout and a nice superleggers turned up - few MVs there to. Forgot to take any photos though so here’s one of my lunch 
. Got to Devizes to the annual Italian day in the square - not as busy as other years but a good turnout and a nice superleggers turned up - few MVs there to. Forgot to take any photos though so here’s one of my lunch
Exmoor run today well attended and it stayed dry 240 miles clocked up.
what a great gang of accomplished bikers
what a great gang of accomplished bikers
Ahem, it looks like you are sitting on the wrong side of the tableActually got out on the bike today / realised the fuel light was on so a quick diversion to get fuel then thought we’d cut through to Shrewton to get to Devizes but road was closed as A303 shut all weekend & traffic blocking all the local lanes
Haha - we sharedAhem, it looks like you are sitting on the wrong side of the table
Today i was up early so rode the Enfield to my local Mcdonalds for a bacon and egg muffin meal, not had one for a while.
I then went for a ride out to Salisbury for a nice cup of tea and there was an arts and craft thing going on that was mainly for kids, even with the sun out it's deceiving and is bloody cold on the bike. As the day went on it got quite warm and meant to be getting warmer as the week goes on.
I then rode to Ringwood and headed for Christchurch then on to Sammy Millers as it's Royal Enfield day today.
It was quite a large turn out and very bizzy in Sammys new cafe, after a couple of hours there i headed for Lyndhurst, i stopped off there and got myself an ice cream, rasberry and cream mmmmmmmmmm. I kept seeing people walking around with tubs and cones of ice cream but had no idea where they where getting it and then by chance this women walked out of a fudge shop with an ice cream cone.
I had a look into the the Farrari shop and forgot to go to the old school sweet shop but might go there tomorrow and get something.
Anyway it's been a good day apart from the absolute fuckwit car drivers, honestly i would love to just talk to these fucking idiots and ask them what are they trying to achieve. Some of the moves are just off the scale in stupidity, one example, going into Lyndhurst there are two lanes but one lane was closed off, i was filtering and got to the cones and there is this cocksucker blocking me from getting past, he only had to move about a foot but wouldn't so fuck you i went past and took his wing mirror out by accident, it's childish behaviour and pathetic but hey ho what do you do.
Some very tall dude in Salisbury.
Some pics at Sammys.
Some pics at Lyndhurst.
I then went for a ride out to Salisbury for a nice cup of tea and there was an arts and craft thing going on that was mainly for kids, even with the sun out it's deceiving and is bloody cold on the bike. As the day went on it got quite warm and meant to be getting warmer as the week goes on. I then rode to Ringwood and headed for Christchurch then on to Sammy Millers as it's Royal Enfield day today. It was quite a large turn out and very bizzy in Sammys new cafe, after a couple of hours there i headed for Lyndhurst, i stopped off there and got myself an ice cream, rasberry and cream mmmmmmmmmm. I kept seeing people walking around with tubs and cones of ice cream but had no idea where they where getting it and then by chance this women walked out of a fudge shop with an ice cream cone. I had a look into the the Farrari shop and forgot to go to the old school sweet shop but might go there tomorrow and get something. Anyway it's been a good day apart from the absolute fuckwit car drivers, honestly i would love to just talk to these fucking idiots and ask them what are they trying to achieve. Some of the moves are just off the scale in stupidity, one example, going into Lyndhurst there are two lanes but one lane was closed off, i was filtering and got to the cones and there is this cocksucker blocking me from getting past, he only had to move about a foot but wouldn't so fuck you i went past and took his wing mirror out by accident
, it's childish behaviour and pathetic but hey ho what do you do.Some very tall dude in Salisbury.
Some pics at Sammys.
Some pics at Lyndhurst.
What's the green stuff?Actually got out on the bike today / realised the fuel light was on so a quick diversion to get fuel then thought we’d cut through to Shrewton to get to Devizes but road was closed as A303 shut all weekend & traffic blocking all the local lanes
Not the sprig of basil, the stuff on the left that looks like sliced cactus.
Avocado - never normally eat the stuff
Veg and loads of chocolate sauce, 
Forgot to take any photos though so here’s one of my lunch
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How do you eat it abnormally?Avocado - never normally eat the stuff
Post pics if possible.
JAT
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I like that Z1B, best colour scheme in my opinion.Today i was up early so rode the Enfield to my local Mcdonalds for a bacon and egg muffin meal, not had one for a while.
Anyway it's been a good day apart from the absolute fuckwit car drivers, honestly i would love to just talk to these fucking idiots and ask them what are they trying to achieve. Some of the moves are just off the scale in stupidity, one example, going into Lyndhurst there are two lanes but one lane was closed off, i was filtering and got to the cones and there is this cocksucker blocking me from getting past, he only had to move about a foot but wouldn't so fuck you i went past and took his wing mirror out by accident
Some very tall dude in Salisbury.
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Some pics at Sammys.
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Yeah, it was in mint condition, there was a good mixture of bikes there and regardless of it being Enfield day the more bikes the better!!
Saying that the car park was full of motors so a great turnout as ever, he's 91 now and being the canny dude he is and still riding and racing i'm sure one of his children will carry the flame!! I know one of his daughters is a keen motorcyclist and goes to auctions to add to Sammy's collection, what a legend he is!!
You should enter that in the couch thread…it is a cut above some other "couches" in there…Got home last night after a couple of weeks away working. Tried my cover on this morning, well chuffed. Just need another for the other bone shaker, when it's finished !!(Before Exi has a go !!
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Today it is a lot warmer than yeterday so geared up went down to tha garage got the Enfield out ignition on push starter button and nothing!! Bike back in the garage went through all the fuses, all good, checked battery full charge and it's lithium!! Ignition on nothing, light indicators all works, try starter button nothing. Very rarely i am lost for words but today i am lost for words, i was out on it all day yesterday without issue, did a bit of shopping on it on the way home and put it the garage. So what has happened to it while it was in the garage over night, baffled is a word for this.
Very rarely i am lost for words but today i am lost for words, i was out on it all day yesterday without issue, did a bit of shopping on it on the way home and put it the garage. So what has happened to it while it was in the garage over night, baffled is a word for this.
Time to buy a few more reliable Ducati’s WayneToday it is a lot warmer than yeterday so geared up went down to tha garage got the Enfield out ignition on push starter button and nothing!! Bike back in the garage went through all the fuses, all good, checked battery full charge and it's lithium!! Ignition on nothing, light indicators all works, try starter button nothing.
You know it makes sense and in the best colour too :-Today it is a lot warmer than yeterday so geared up went down to tha garage got the Enfield out ignition on push starter button and nothing!! Bike back in the garage went through all the fuses, all good, checked battery full charge and it's lithium!! Ignition on nothing, light indicators all works, try starter button nothing.
Kill switch, side stand, in gear, tilt switch?
Been through all that and ok, i've ordered a relay for it.