Daughter is in Spain.. she went to the beach to watch it and sent us pics and a video and it was pretty special nothing like here ..That got dark and everything, without mobile phones to record it so much easier to say it was the best ever
What the feck have you done today?
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It's smaller than your GS1300Adv silencer - it just looks big as the bike is svelte like me, and the GS is a fatty like you
It's also smaller than @Chizel - Founding Father so it's tiny really 
Only when stood sideways with a hard on....
He doesn't have an R1300GS - he has the porky Adventure model.......
The BMW R 1300 GS Adventure weighs more than the Moto Guzzi Stelvio. The BMW R 1300 GSA has a fully fueled wet weight of 269 kg (593 lbs), while the Moto Guzzi Stelvio has a wet weight of 246 kg (542 lbs), making the BMW roughly 23 kg (51 lbs) heavier - that the difference of 1 Gimlet...
Was working at Sun Alliance in the IT department then (we were in the basement so used to it being dark) - they threw a BBQ out on the terrace out the back of the office....quite good....this one fucking sucked ass though. Bristol gridlocked as everyone headed up to clifton/suspension bridge to watch the shitness....personally i we looked out the rooflight in the loft.
Today i just went outside to put the rubbish out and it was like walking into a fucking oven, they, you know they are saying it's going to be the hottest day this summer. Even though i cant ride the bike at the moment because of my fucking ankle i wouldn't go out, silly hot!!
are saying it's going to be the hottest day this summer. Even though i cant ride the bike at the moment because of my fucking ankle i wouldn't go out, silly hot!!
Tip for Today:-
Please remember to avoid looking directly at the Sun.
It's bad for you even if you just glance at it.
The same goes for the Guardian, the Daily Express and the Daily Mirror.
Please remember to avoid looking directly at the Sun.
It's bad for you even if you just glance at it.
The same goes for the Guardian, the Daily Express and the Daily Mirror.
Went to Hall Brothers on Carnaby Industrial estate to buy a new helmet.
They have bike night Thursday and bike days Saturday and Sunday
They have an interesting bike collection on display
This i thought was a nice bobber and would suit Gimlet when he gets rid of that Devil
Its powered by a Kawasaki 1300/6
They have bike night Thursday and bike days Saturday and Sunday
They have an interesting bike collection on display
This i thought was a nice bobber and would suit Gimlet when he gets rid of that Devil
Its powered by a Kawasaki 1300/6
I see you have been paying attention to my photography tutorials!
Someone has to, judging by your recent house shots you seem to have forgotten everything you learnt
Just paid for the Africa Twin and lots of accessories and it's raining every day next week pick the bike up next Friday 
Ordered loads of accessories but from Doble Honda as they did a better deal.
Padgett's wanted £850 to fit anyway so will do them myself - first service booked for the earliest date they had (22nd Sept)
Top Box on back order until Mid October, waiting on current stock info on the rest...
and it's raining every day next week pick the bike up next Friday Ordered loads of accessories but from Doble Honda as they did a better deal.
Padgett's wanted £850 to fit anyway so will do them myself - first service booked for the earliest date they had (22nd Sept)
Top Box on back order until Mid October, waiting on current stock info on the rest...
Get ACF50 on all the fasteners as they rust very quickly
Just paid for the Africa Twin and lots of accessories
..............and?
Oh, congrats on the new bike btw
The bitch is mad of sugar and will melt in the rain.. exi that is .. and possibly the honda.................and?
Oh, congrats on the new bike btw
I am rather sweet
- the build quality on the Honda is top notch - I checked that 5 year old one out and it just looked like it had come from the factory - apart from the common issue of paint cracking where the accessory engine mounts and the skid pan mount. Tinternet mainly puts this down to brittle paint on the white frame models but I saw a black frame model like mine with the same. I think it is down to main dealer monkeys over tightening the bolts and cracking the paint, which then lets moisture in and ends up with 50p sized circles of rust in these areas I will use a lower torque than the recommended on these and more thread lock which should help...........
Did they throw in a free elderly person's hemorrhoid cushion and complementary set of nose tweezers as well?Just paid for the Africa Twin and lots of accessories
Ordered loads of accessories but from Doble Honda as they did a better deal.
Padgett's wanted £850 to fit anyway so will do them myself - first service booked for the earliest date they had (22nd Sept)
Top Box on back order until Mid October, waiting on current stock info on the rest...
You see the pattern emerging here: top-box, automatic transmission, comfy seat....
Why post a picture of yourself coming into the light from your dingy workshop to fit you r/h switch clusterDid they throw in a free elderly person's hemorrhoid cushion and complementary set of nose tweezers as well?
You see the pattern emerging here: top-box, automatic transmission, comfy seat....
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could you not get any help fromcare in the community?
Definitely. It's worked a treat on my KTM over ten years and 60,000 miles.
Don't be silly. We don't have Patisseries in Consett. You only get those in York. We have Greggs and Whetherspoons.Why post a picture of yourself coming into the light from your dingy workshop to fit you r/h switch cluster
Why would you call Chiz a bloater? That's mean.We have Thomas's the Baker- only the best
Ffs what have you got against tweezers 
Did they throw in a free elderly person's hemorrhoid cushion and complementary set of nose tweezers as well?
You see the pattern emerging here: top-box, automatic transmission, comfy seat....
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He's too little to operate them, unless you can get Barbie ones in an accessories packFfs what have you got against tweezers
I don't need them cos I is still young.He's too little to operate them, unless you can get Barbie ones in an accessories pack