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Sounds like someone with a colourful past who's been hiding out as a monk the past few years to evade the law...and they've caught up with him.
Toss up between joining a monastery or the French foreign legion šŸ¤” sounds like the foreign legion is a better bet 🤣
 
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Today i learn thay it may be possible to genetically create you very own lady boy.

You'd have to wait at least 16 years before you could use it though.
Perhaps that was Epstein and Mandy's next business venture. Grow your own chick with dick. Take a big deposit off them, then a 16 year lead time, during which they get the blackmail demands in to keep quiet about it.
Suppose you could say you were buying it for a friend, like you do when buying a telly from currys when you haven't got a license...
 
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Bob's secretary "Wendy" in Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads, died in 1996 aged 49 from a heart attack - She was played by actress and dancer Elizabeth Lax.


Elizabeth, of Newhey, Rochdale, was first seen in the early 70s as one of the TV Toppers in the 'Black and White Minstrel Show,' completing 580 performances.





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I think a few in here may benefit from dr young’s invention

Dr. Young" himself, writing in another journal of which he was the editor, praised rectal dilation as a cure for insanity, claiming that at least "three-fourths of all the howling maniacs of the world" were curable "in a few weeks'🤣🤣
CSFL :ROFLMAO:
 

The hagfish is the only animal that has a skull but no spine​

Instead of a backbone, it has a flexible notochord that provides support. Hagfish also have four hearts (one main and three accessory hearts) and produce massive amounts of slime that can clog a predator’s gills in seconds. Truly one of nature’s weirdest survival strategies

It’s a looker…

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The hagfish is the only animal that has a skull but no spine​

Instead of a backbone, it has a flexible notochord that provides support. Hagfish also have four hearts (one main and three accessory hearts) and produce massive amounts of slime that can clog a predator’s gills in seconds. Truly one of nature’s weirdest survival strategies

It’s a looker…

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Grow a spine, bitch 😔
 
Don’t be angry with me, I didn’t invent them, your issues are with your god, go have a word; ā€˜tis Sunday.
Namaste. šŸ™
What?
I'm angry with the hagfish. I'd only be angry with you if you had a skull but lacked a spine.

Do you have a skull but lack a spine, Harper?
You got something you wanna tell me?

And less of the gerbilese. There's no nasty masting here, this is Britain, soon to be Great again.
 
What?
I'm angry with the hagfish. I'd only be angry with you if you had a skull but lacked a spine.

Do you have a skull but lack a spine, Harper?
You got something you wanna tell me?

And less of the gerbilese. There's no nasty masting here, this is Britain, soon to be Great again.
Hallelujah.
 
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