Spent half an hour altering the clock
What the feck have you done today?
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Our oven is a bit like that atm. Well, the handle fell apart and now the door won't close properly. The best bit is, a few days before it happened, I was offered a near new oven for free but turned it down as ours was fine..
Farm pigs, pigs are good and job done!!Or…put rubber sheets on first…thank me later
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Today my sister is in Hospital, just got a letter from the landlord that we are over a grand in debt, my sister isn't getting universal credit payments anymore hence the non payment of rent!! I fell over a few days ago while being totally sober and landed on my chest that is very painfull, can't blow my nose because it fucking hurts!! It's fucking cold and i now have to get in touch with Home Group who helped us before to sort all this shit out. The thing that pissis me off the most is my sister has not recieved a letter from the dss as to why her payments have been stoped!!
For me to find out what is going on will take hours of phone calls where as Home Group know the score as to getting to the source of this problem!! Anyway have a nice day!!
For me to find out what is going on will take hours of phone calls where as Home Group know the score as to getting to the source of this problem!! Anyway have a nice day!!
Hilarious, watching the clown show thats the Bristol Police "Force" if you can call them that....police estate flat out down Park Row (Bristol) while said Hoodies on two bikes, a scooter and a freshly knicked (Guzzi i think of some sort) hiding behind a car coming up park street (hoodies see the filth) then double back and go back down park st...
Not ribs as i landed right in the centre of my ribcage, i must admit it feels a bit better today compared to Sunday!! Still can't blow my nose ffs!!
Just have to dribble like the old git you are, own it muthafukkaNot ribs as i landed right in the centre of my ribcage, i must admit it feels a bit better today compared to Sunday!! Still can't blow my nose ffs!!
That is the plan, dribble till i can blow!!Just have to dribble like the old git you are, own it muthafukka
Kinda the opposite to ya ....... no. No.... too easy... as you were.....That is the plan, dribble till i can blow!!
Bruised Sternum maybe. I’ve had that a couple of times and really painful and takes a long time to recover.Not ribs as i landed right in the centre of my ribcage, i must admit it feels a bit better today compared to Sunday!! Still can't blow my nose ffs!!
My collar bone is detached from my Sternum on one side but it is forward which is not as dangerous as if it goes back might be worth checking yours.
Yes it's my sternum, i couldn't remember what it's called
,it was really bad yesterday but today it seems better but still painfull. I'm waiting for a couple of bits for the Harley, i'm putting some drag bars on it. I can't get used to the one's on it, all on hold for the moment!!
Hehe... "drag" bars.... high heels, mini skirt......Yes it's my sternum, i couldn't remember what it's called
That's how he fella over ... fuckin high heels
Oh, we will... drag boy....Laugh it up motherfuckers!!
Drag bars ? Wouldn’t these be a better optionYes it's my sternum, i couldn't remember what it's called
Yes it's my sternum, i couldn't remember what it's called
Have you thought about an airbag jacket?
To wear 24/7
As ive said before the son getting a bike has renewed a little bit of spark in my biking .. I got my zx7r up and running last week for the good weather, my 1098 got a battery and basic maintenance on Sunday and tonight I dragged the 999s from the back of the garage where it's sat for the 2 years +, I fitted a new battery and checked her over and in my opinion it still looks great at 20 years old and it's pretty immaculate.. now it's got the dreaded Ohlins leakey forks which need attention and it needs a tune up as its got a slightly hanging idle so i may get her booked in and 100%
On the back of yesterdays police incompetance post heres the fucking scroats.
Ive even said to the guy on the end of the phone...if you want to catch these c*unts you need a few spaced out patrols over the centre of town - they come into the centre for the vanity of it, bike was taken in Bedminster and seen multiple times in Knowle West....Ironically yesterday i was on my way home and saw the scooter again (so thats 4 hours later) and the fuckers are still on the road riding around.....to carry on the rant its funny, a few years back when there was a riot in the middle of town and the central police station got trashed....literally months later they were still finding people and putting them away...funny how when their own house gets trashed they persue them til the end of time....be nice if they chased these fuckers with the same amount of vigour.
Ive even said to the guy on the end of the phone...if you want to catch these c*unts you need a few spaced out patrols over the centre of town - they come into the centre for the vanity of it, bike was taken in Bedminster and seen multiple times in Knowle West....Ironically yesterday i was on my way home and saw the scooter again (so thats 4 hours later) and the fuckers are still on the road riding around.....to carry on the rant its funny, a few years back when there was a riot in the middle of town and the central police station got trashed....literally months later they were still finding people and putting them away...funny how when their own house gets trashed they persue them til the end of time....be nice if they chased these fuckers with the same amount of vigour.
Still pretty ill so I ain't done too much.. ive been trying to be active but it just keeps fucking me up.. today I got up about 11am and did get stuff done but just real slowly and only for 3 hours ish. Got a load of stuff sorted in the garage and then washed the exterior of the garage as it was covered in cobwebs, dust and birdshit.
While I had the jet wash out I gave 2 of the bikes a Lil clean up. They have been nowhere in years and have sheets over em but fuck me they get dirty! the garage door is open more than it is closed and the wind blows all sorts of shit in there. Anyhu, they look better now...
While I had the jet wash out I gave 2 of the bikes a Lil clean up. They have been nowhere in years and have sheets over em but fuck me they get dirty! the garage door is open more than it is closed and the wind blows all sorts of shit in there. Anyhu, they look better now...
You need to get at least one working so you and B can go out on it and remind yourself there is more to life than the house and jobs.
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I laughed at that because b doesn't fit on the back of those bikes. Took her out on the 900 once and as the pillion seat is higher than the riders and she is like a foot taller than me, she is super exposed and the bike doesn't handle great either...she loves bikes but isn't interested in mine at all...
I laughed at that because you’re far too busy messing about in your yard
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