What the feck have you done today?
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Its the ranfurly shield, a rugby trophy. Northland, my adopted team currently hold it and players take it around different locations ( schools, pubs, old people's home etc) for fans to have a look and hear about its history an stuff.
Last night was our locals turn. Had to go straight from work as i didnt know how long it was gunna be there. It was a great evening.
Kiwi's are pretty keen on rugby and any excuse for a piss up!!!
You shoulda fucked off with it! That would have been hilarious and We could do with a less depressing news headline!
What…Chiz doing a runner with that…it’s half his size, and he’s got a dodgy shoulder don’t you know?
Think it was in rousies the other day? A mate of ours danny did a lil runner over the rd to greg and elva's for some pics. Not sure if she got in trouble..
Got the lake to myself.
Carp?
Yes until next month and then I’ll be pike fishing.
This lake is full of them.
This lake is full of them.
Years ago I took my two youngest camping next to Windermere and we went swimming at dusk. One of them asked "there's no pike in here are there"..."no I don't think so".
Anyway turns out there fucking loads
He'd seen a guy nearly get his fingers taken off by one on Youtube
Yes there’s loads and some are huge. I fished Estwaite Water last year for pike but nobody caught on the day I went.Years ago I took my two youngest camping next to Windermere and we went swimming at dusk. One of them asked "there's no pike in here are there"..."no I don't think so".
Anyway turns out there fucking loads
He'd seen a guy nearly get his fingers taken off by one on Youtube
The biggest in this water is just over 18lb and it was the last fish I caught last season.
I didn't think you should get a Chiz wet or they go mental? Sure I've heard that somewhere
it was a bit windy yesterday
great weather today, so I set the barbecue up
After I fitted a new kitchen tap a few weeks ago, I found I needed to improvise something to prevent the tap rotating in an undesired fashion. (Awkwardness under sink meant a non-standard solution was required). Alas a trip to hospital , an operation and a recovery period intervened.
This afternoon, I put the improvised solution in place with only a little bit of cursing and swearing (each tirade really only lasted between five and ten minutes each). Regrettably, the language was sufficiently vitriolic that the birds decided to leave me to it rather than watch the fun so maybe, it might have been bad.
The tap is now fully operational with no rotation other than what it is designed to do. Feck me though, I hate having to work under the kitchen sink.
This afternoon, I put the improvised solution in place with only a little bit of cursing and swearing (each tirade really only lasted between five and ten minutes each). Regrettably, the language was sufficiently vitriolic that the birds decided to leave me to it rather than watch the fun so maybe, it might have been bad.
The tap is now fully operational with no rotation other than what it is designed to do. Feck me though, I hate having to work under the kitchen sink.
Thought for Today:-
Dating when you're older is like trying to find a shopping trolley with good wheels at Tesco.
Dating when you're older is like trying to find a shopping trolley with good wheels at Tesco.
I went to bed last night and was lying next to Elsie when she said :
"Ron, years ago you used to nibble the back of my neck when we went to bed, but you don't do it anymore"
"Hang on a few minutes Elsie whilst I go downstairs and get my teeth"
"Ron, years ago you used to nibble the back of my neck when we went to bed, but you don't do it anymore"
"Hang on a few minutes Elsie whilst I go downstairs and get my teeth"
That bridge might collapse with those 2 fatties names on there...if this dosnt work im giving up@Noobie @Exige
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To be fare how could you never love this if it was your baby....if this dosnt work im giving up
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He's changed the colour then? Well, he does like his Kawasaki's I guess.
p.s. that picture was surely after your reconstructive surgery
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Wife came back from a tour of the Shaw and Royton charity shops today, and gave me a blue jumper with the "new" tags still on, she found during her rummage for £4-50p.
"Try it on Ron"
"It fits Elsie - but why is there a shop security tag still attached?"
"Fuck....."
"Try it on Ron"
"It fits Elsie - but why is there a shop security tag still attached?"
"Fuck....."
Do you know how to remove those?
I googled it Chiz, and used progressively larger screwdriver blades to lever the pin out gradually.
Once about 1/3rd of an inch of pin was exposed, I cut through it with pliers.
Is there another way?
