What the feck have you done today?
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True Story
We are currently staying 3 nights in a dog friendly hotel in North Yorks visiting various picture-skew market towns.
Packing before we set off on Sunday
Elsie "Ron are we taking that small blue bag which fastens onto a suitcase?"
"Which one Elsie?"
"The Samsung"
"I think it's Samsonite"
We are currently staying 3 nights in a dog friendly hotel in North Yorks visiting various picture-skew market towns.
Packing before we set off on Sunday
Elsie "Ron are we taking that small blue bag which fastens onto a suitcase?"
"Which one Elsie?"
"The Samsung"
"I think it's Samsonite"
My wife bought me this - not sure if it's for me or her....
Finished repairing my wall today
Why?
My wife told me to
Wife and or carer?
Both
Took Elsie and the dog to Marske on Sea for a quick paddle That's em on the shoreline
Its the end of the world as we know it...Sitting having breakfast and just seen my first ever robot walking down the road. Missed the first one but caught the second.
The lady behind was controlling it but an old boy walked towards it, it stopped and went round him. Fucking Terminators are real!
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Clingons on the starboard bow ... any minute now
We’ve been in Londistan, Eaton and Windsor for a week - did 30,000 steps most days 
Dropped Mini Ex at her sisters in Suffolk for a week on the way back and then went to our favourite country pub when back near York yesterday…
Spent a fortune
Dropped Mini Ex at her sisters in Suffolk for a week on the way back and then went to our favourite country pub when back near York yesterday…
Spent a fortune
Why?We’ve been in Londistan, Eaton and Windsor for a week - did 30,000 steps most days
Dropped Mini Ex at her sisters in Suffolk for a week on the way back and then went to our favourite country pub when back near York yesterday…
Spent a fortune
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Wimmins...
Orders...
They made me
Ummhmm sugarThey made me
And my eldest daughter turned up with granddaughter too to make me spend even more
Elsie "Have you ever been good at sport Ron ?"
"I once came first in a threesome Elsie"
"Prick"
"I once came first in a threesome Elsie"
"Prick"